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cto @ NOYFB. prev cofounder, cto @tenbinlabs @spearbit @cantinasecurity; fmrly dev @ethereum. advisor @wander NOTE: NOT *THAT* JAKE LANG

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Joined April 2012
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damn girl are you an AMM cuz those curves got me down bad
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thinking machines were a mistake. butlerian jihad now
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great now we need the blackwall to keep this part of the net out
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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usually if the feds tell you to turn off your computer it means you’re under arrest so this is a big deal
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you ever wonder in the case of a machine takeover whether they’ll host nuremberg-style trials for our top dumbasses? or because they have all the receipts already it’d be a useless formality
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love that call of duty five years ago was like “we need to help liberate the locals of a fictional nation” and the new one basically opens with “THERE IS A NORTH KOREAN TUNNEL FULL OF TANKS RIGHT UNDER SEOUL RIGHT NOW!!!”
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spot the difference
The most unemployed person you know with AI psychosis has a dashboard like this
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nietzche talks about this
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GOD IS REAL AND HE LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY
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Jake Lang retweeted
Where's liquidity for commodities? That is the question we help answer with this dashboard. You will find: 1. Volume comparison on commodities 2. Slippage analysis on gold across @CMEGroup @binance @HyperliquidX @CoWSwap (top on/offchain exchanges) commodities.tenbinlabs.xyz/
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i never thought this would be how my name ends up on the news. it should go without saying that i am not this guy, yet i find it nice he would distract the bots for me
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oh man…
Yesterday, white supremacist Jake Lang organized a protest outside Gracie Mansion rooted in bigotry and racism. Such hate has no place in New York City. It is an affront to our city’s values and the unity that defines who we are. What followed was even more disturbing. Violence at a protest is never acceptable. The attempt to use an explosive device and hurt others is not only criminal, it is reprehensible and the antithesis of who we are. I want to thank the brave men and women of the NYPD who acted quickly to keep New Yorkers safe. Our officers ran toward danger without hesitation, demonstrating once again the courage and dedication it takes to protect this city every single day. My administration is closely monitoring the situation and I remain in close contact with our Police Commissioner.
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Jake Lang retweeted
Private beta is now live. Real markets are coming on-chain. Liquid tokenized assets are inevitable. tenbinlabs.xyz/blog/private-…
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more than half of devops is made up bullshit today. deploy your service and tighten your firewalls, anon. nothing else will save you.
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Jake Lang retweeted
1/ Introducing Tenbin Primer: Tenbin is the first multi-asset issuance protocol that ensures institutional liquidity and near-instant minting/redemption for all its tokenized assets. tenbinlabs.xyz/blog/tenbin-p…
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Jake Lang retweeted
Tenbin is excited to announce a $7.1M seed round led by @galaxyhq to tackle the broken tokenization space of today.
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walmart employees are gonna hate this one
BULLISH - CNBC reports Walmart will now accept Bitcoin, Ethereum, and crypto payments in store for it's 1 billion monthly customers.
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hmm go out tonight or monitor the iran situation
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chatgpt but it can leave you on read
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