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the butt whisperer

@jagerschnitzels

not a girl, not yet a catdog

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
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"i root for you" is not only the most beautiful fiona apple lyric but probably the most beautiful thing u could say to someone imo
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Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Feb 27
I'm crying LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO gorl if you don't love yourself
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Federico Italiano
@FedeItaliano7616 Dec 2025
The perfection of snow in the paintings of Danish artist Peder Mørk Mønsted (1859–1941)
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fawn@fawnncel21 Nov 2025
you know it’s getting bad when you start listening to the music you listened to at 14
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Full body chills
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@TrishCrave10 Jun 2025
Trisha Paytas Has Finally Met Her Idol Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance. “✨manifestation✨FINAL BOSS”
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Andy Herren@AndyHerren26 Apr 2025
Whenever someone says that the greatest show of all time is The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or The Wire or Mad Men etc I think to myself, “This idiot has clearly never seen Vanderpump Rules seasons 2, 3, and 10.”
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Holobody@holobody26 Jan 2025
You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop
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tabitha arnold@thetolerantweft21 Dec 2024
explaining KONY 2012 to my 22-year-old coworkers
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7/11 Truther
@DaveMcNamee300017 Dec 2024
Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me
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Grace
@gracecamille_28 Nov 2024
i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet
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Alex@adrianasmojito6 Oct 2024
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່ (@innocentways) profile picture່@innocentways2 Oct 2024
Screw ships. Give me two characters that just fucking hate each other.
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Meredith Marks is quite literally one of the best housewives of all time. Glam on 10, xanned out, three fake business ventures, lavender marriage, gay son, thot daughter, beef with a blonde, rocky finances, iconic looks,
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@JaysRealityBlog13 Sep 2024
#RHOSLC Season 5 Premiere Sneak Peek: Meredith & Whitney get into it! ❄️
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m🎀 (@cheesecakeo_16) profile picturem🎀@cheesecakeo_1624 Jul 2024
Nobody argues better than two ppl obsessed with each other
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caleb@calebstark12 Jul 2024
kesha (@KeshaRose) profile picturekesha
@KeshaRose4 Jul 2024
MY NEW SINGLE "JOYRIDE" IS OUT NOW kesha.lnk.to/joyride
JOYRIDE

JOYRIDE

Listen to content by Kesha.

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Taste of Reality@TasteOf_Reality30 Jun 2024
This is peak girlhood
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ThickyRicky@theeRicoTaquito25 Jun 2024
The 50 year old best friend you make at your first minimum wage job
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this book changed my childhood and now this picture is changing my adulthood
tim cruise (@smellypastagirl) profile picturetim cruise@smellypastagirl19 Sep 2023
the author of the care an keeping of you looks like this oh i know a kuntserv when i see it!!!!!
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little special™@dollbunyan17 Sep 2023
His presence is so comforting that if I ever had a baby I would want him in the room
trish (@ultragloss) profile picturetrish@ultragloss17 Sep 2023
skyler gisondo is my princess diana
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