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@jaeseem

A Bum Today, Can Be Boss Tomorrow

Joined July 2026
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SINCE MARKET IS SO HOT, I FOUND PERFECT ROBINHOOD LORE: cnbc.com/2021/01/28/robinhoo… In 2021, during the GME rally, Robinhood disabled the BUY button for 24 hours to prevent collapse. What if we mimic the idea, but disable the SELL button instead: news.ycombinator.com/item?id…
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GUYS THIS IS INSANE FUCKING NARRATIVE: theblock.co/news/business/20… Vlad tenev literally said that tokenization is like a "Freight Train" IT CANT BE STOPPED, ONLY UP: finance.yahoo.com/news/robin…
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CNBC (@CNBC) profile pictureCNBC
@CNBC2 Oct 2025
Tokenization of real world assets is an unstoppable ‘freight train’ coming to major markets: Robinhood CEO cnbc.com/2025/10/02/tokeniza…
Tokenization of real world assets is an unstoppable ‘freight train’ coming to major markets:...

Tokenization of real world assets is an unstoppable ‘freight train’ coming to major markets:...

The tokenization of real-world assets, from stocks to real estate, is coming to markets around the world, says Robinhood Markets CEO Vlad Tenev. 

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FATCOIN JUST WICKED TO 38M ON ROBINHOOD I found the best deriv to it paired to "HIMS" stock: investors.robinhood.com/mana… So Vlad always tried to stay "Fit" and Hims company offers weight-loss programs THIS SHOULD RUN
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Roaring Kitty gave us example meem company ticker called "WTF": youtube.com/watch?v=PQBubLv4… How we've never ran the obvious narrative, It's the only meme stock ticker given us by him WTF - Watch This Fly
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GUYS I LITERALLY FOUND THE DIAMOND HANDS OF ROBINHOOD: sequoiacap.com/podcast/the-w… So in the inteview, Vlad's partner says he has "Steady Hands" In finance, a steady hand is someone who remains calm during crashes NEVER BONDED BEFORE
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Ansem Literally gave us idea to pair a meme with actual "HOOD" stock You can only do this on lunch.fun Launching first $HOOD ticker meme actually paired to HOOD stock
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Ansem 🐂🀄️ (@blknoiz06) profile pictureAnsem 🐂🀄️
@blknoiz06Sep 3
Replying to @Dogetoshi
they did already
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SECRET NUMBER OF NVDA IS AT 2.5M I LITERALLY FOUND THE SECRET NUMBER OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN: docs.robinhood.com/chain/con… Chain id is literally "4663" which the mapping of it is "H O O D" YOU CAN TRY URSELF ASWELL
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YO WTF, NVDIAI CALLS THEMSELVES 'NVIDIANS" nvidia.com/en-us/about-nvidi… NVIDIA CULT???
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GUYS I LITERALLY FOUND ANOTHER HIDDEN MASCOT OF HUGGING FACE: xitter.cf/huggingface/status/131… They literally used to post "Bert" from seasame street couple times: xitter.cf/huggingface/status/137… WE SHOULD SEND THIS AS NVDA PAIR
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Hugging Face (@huggingface) profile pictureHugging Face
@huggingface14 Feb 2020
Replying to @huggingface @julien_c @LysandreJik @ClementDelangue @victorsanh @joeddav @tinydancercxm @sam_shleifer @moi_anthony @joshchagani @srush_nlp
In this post you'll see how to use tokenizers and transformers to train a Language model (including on a downstream task of token classification) on a cool, low-resource language. Which one? HINT:
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GUYS I LITERALLY FOUND THE USELESS COIN OF NASDAQ: nasdaq.com/articles/in-the-d… They literally call memecoins "Meaningless" THIS SHOULD RUN AS QQQ PAIR
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WHITE ELEPHANT STANDS FOR SOMETHING THAT HAS NO PURPOSE nasdaq.com/docs/2022/02/18/N…\ PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MEMECOIN
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GUYS I LITERALLY FOUND S&P500 OF MEMECOINS GIVEN US BY NASDAQ: nasdaq.com/docs/2022/02/18/N… They literally call small companies with short histories like memecoins "Cats and Dogs" THIS LITERALLY REFERS TO MEMECOINS, THEY ALSO HAVE NO HISTORY AND SMALL WE SHOULD RUN INDEX FOR IT
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THERE SHOULD BE TAPE xitter.cf/plugs0l/status/2094954…
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WTF YOU CAN NOW BUY MEMECOINS ON ROBINHOOD APP WITH ONE TAP????? xitter.cf/WuBlockchain/status/20…
Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) profile pictureWu Blockchain
@WuBlockchainSep 2
The Block: Robinhood and Fomo Users Can Buy Meme Coins With Credit Cards Without KYC; JPMorgan Asks Visa to Investigate According to an investigation by The Block, users of Robinhood Wallet and social trading app Fomo can purchase Meme coins such as WIF directly through Crossmint using Visa and Mastercard credit cards, as well as Apple Pay and Google Pay, without completing separate KYC. The Block’s tests found that the transactions were classified as “digital goods/media” rather than crypto transactions, a category typically required by credit card networks, allowing users to continue earning standard credit card points or cash back. Chase, JPMorgan’s banking arm, said it believes the Visa transactions were incorrectly classified and should not qualify for credit card rewards, and has asked Visa to investigate. The New York Attorney General’s Office also said it is reviewing the matter.
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GUYS I FOUND THE BEST ONE FOR S&P500: nasdaq.com/glossary/s/spdr?u… They literally have term called SPDR, which they meme as "Spider" in website THIS STANDS FOR DEPOSITARY S&P500
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THEY ACTUAL TERM FOR CATS ON NASDAQ: nasdaq.com/glossary/c/certif… CATS ON CAT CHIAIN
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Roaring Kitty gave us example meem company ticker called "WTF": youtube.com/watch?v=PQBubLv4… How we've never ran the obvious narrative, It's the only meme stock ticker given us by him WTF - Watch This Fly
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FEES SHOULD GO TO HOLDERS + QQQ PAIRED QQQ < PPPP xitter.cf/complainATT/status/209…
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Ladies and gentleman; the fartcoin of pons pee pee poo poo
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apeonfone wicked har and i found old robinhood tweet THEY ARE LITERALLY SAYING WE ARE GOING TO APE SHIT xitter.cf/RobinhoodApp/status/15…
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Robinhood (@RobinhoodApp) profile pictureRobinhood
@RobinhoodApp18 May 2022
Replying to @aparnacd @vladtenev @JohannKerbrat
We're about to go ape-sh…
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