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gently ghetto.

Barbados
Joined June 2009
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Why can't I cry $$$?
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Whole year we looking at generated posters
Wtf is outside so hot in November??????
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As a Millennial Manager, I don’t care what color your light is on Teams. Just get your work done so I don’t have to explain anything to my manager.
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When I look at 3-4 bedroom homes, it’s really for my walk in closet 😬
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Nothing is boring me like the wedding make up convo. MUAs are just upset that their rules don’t make sense
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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RAYE has a plagiariser omg
Ashe performing “Stop The Wedding!” on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon! via fallontonight
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If you want a glimpse of how fun twitter was between 2010-2016 take a look at the first 10 replies
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I need to send this Parkinson video to the old people that does call in on brass stacks
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Just seen a TikTok where they asked married men what the hardest thing about being a husband was a s someone said; “Even if you don't talk to each other, you have to leave money for food, your enemy must eat “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!
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Quero que 90% dos brasileiros façam medicina, a ponto de termos tantos médicos, mas tantos, q o facelift passe a custar 3 mil, devido a concorrência. Olha essa mulher com quase 50 anos, tá mais bonita q quando tinha 20
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The strongest people are not in the gym. They are explaining the same thing for the 5th time on Teams.
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ok too far
Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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this girl is vlogging her run from the feds on tiktok and so far she’s been on a boat and a helicopter, this is holding me over until gta vi
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Diva down!
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Chris Pappas has won the U.S. Senate election in New Hampshire. He becomes the first openly gay man elected to the U.S. Senate.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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I’m crying bro Texas turned blue and it’s a Latina and a nigga that said god is non-binary. Ik that cost of living was putting absolute belt to ass 😭
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they gonna be showing these type of tweets on Fox News tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭
WE TURNING THAT BALL ROOM INTO A MOSQUE
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