Jade Chow retweeted
As a Millennial Manager, I don’t care what color your light is on Teams. Just get your work done so I don’t have to explain anything to my manager.
Jade Chow retweeted
Nothing is boring me like the wedding make up convo. MUAs are just upset that their rules don’t make sense
Jade Chow retweeted
If you want a glimpse of how fun twitter was between 2010-2016 take a look at the first 10 replies
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Jade Chow retweeted
Just seen a TikTok where they asked married men what the hardest thing about being a husband was a s someone said;
“Even if you don't talk to each other, you have to leave money for food, your enemy must eat “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jade Chow retweeted
Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!
Jade Chow retweeted
Quero que 90% dos brasileiros façam medicina, a ponto de termos tantos médicos, mas tantos, q o facelift passe a custar 3 mil, devido a concorrência. Olha essa mulher com quase 50 anos, tá mais bonita q quando tinha 20
Jade Chow retweeted
The strongest people are not in the gym.
They are explaining the same thing for the 5th time on Teams.
Jade Chow retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him.
I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT.
Michigan - 2026 US Senate
🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7)
🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6%
Polling average via Pollsmax.com.
Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers.
If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
Jade Chow retweeted
I’m crying bro Texas turned blue and it’s a Latina and a nigga that said god is non-binary. Ik that cost of living was putting absolute belt to ass 😭




























