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Jade Appleton

@jadeappleton

Part-time social animal, part-time recluse. Mother of 4. Keeper of chickens and goats and dogs. Teacher.

 Huon Valley, Tasmania
Joined December 2010
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“So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?” @lilyallen is obviously six-seven, six-seven, six-seven. Joy for the whole family x
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@abcnews6 Feb 2015
Defence Minister Kevin Andrews gets confused over who his leadership team is. vine.co/v/OFxOpbFjlpU
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The Art of Ripping Heads

The Art of Ripping Heads

Drowning chicks is banned in some countries. The wife knows the fastest and kindest way to end their suffering is to break their necks. She also knows she lacks the confidence and will power to mak…

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The NT News@TheNTNews5 May 2014
EXCLUSIVE: FORGET PACKER v GYNGELL, WE HAVE PICS OF @AlboMP TOUCHING UP A CROC #watermark
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"Maybe we could use those boxes to make a sculpture like Trevor [the Rubbish Warrior]", said 4yo #DarwinNT
It is in the kitchen where all my inadequacies come to the fore. #oh&s
@mirandatetlow did you see THAT rainbow? Clearest bands of colour I've ever witnessed x
I can't decide if I would prefer my children to be hipsters or bogans.
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Jesus Christ son, keep your toys in the box #notinmybed
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George Brandis as Minister for the Arts is enough for me. #marchinmarch
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The NT News@TheNTNews12 Mar 2014
NT TOURISM MINISTER'S NEW SLOGAN 'WHERE THE BLOODY F****** HELL ARE YOU, YOU C****' NOT GOING AS WELL AS HE'D HOPED bit.ly/1gkaOBV
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Someone go get me a packet of chocolate ripple biscuits and a litre of milk to dunk them all in.
Follow my chicken escapades @rawchickenNT
1.5hr sleep & 7hrs no power in tropics: who am I to judge unravelling a toilet roll around the house is not a great idea
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An hour and fifteen minutes is enough sleep for one night, right?
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Could @PowerWaterCorp at least organise an early sunrise please?
Sons, we raise chickens. We are not diary farmers. Why the 4:30am starts... ?
How the hell did Van Halen get on my iPhone music @jamwhackdiggity ?
I like soaking in Epsom salts, coz I it's what I feed to my trees. I am a tree? Or I need fertilisation?
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