Joined February 2024
I was getting followed and almost robbed by 3 guys so I hid in a tim hortons and ubered home is this what it's like to recall under turret before getting dove
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I picked the wrong major perk when I was 13 and it’s all been downhill since then
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it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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*ahem* Can I get a uhhhh...a uhhh.... Grand finals on setup 2...no footsies...extra neutral skip on a sesame seed bun, hold the cheese and a uhhh...a uhhhhh that's all actually.
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if ur shy as an adult they kill you
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when i die i want my bones buried for a measly amount of prayer xp
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People still complaining about motion inputs as if they had any motion to begin with
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To solve the ethics around meat eating we should simply breed evil pigs.
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You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour
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we are too old for snapchat give me your battlenet handsome
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“I was your age once” yeah mom but you never had to go through her opgg and discovering she's been playing ranked with a girl named big dada draven#cnc?
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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you
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I colored them #timebomb
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OWO
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When you’re pregnant with Elo and that one friend joins the party and they're like the abortion doctor
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I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat
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Love is pain
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😡😡😡😡😡
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Do robot girl armpits smell like the air coming out of the back of my computer send tweet
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holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated
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