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Jacob Roeland retweeted
I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/
having a Twitter made before the pandemic is so ancient to me
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Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him seriously… because history teaches us that is what fascist dictators do during their “Day One” period to consolidate their power. (After all, if you’re hellbent on staying in power but aren’t likely to win the next election, you can’t have your political opponents running around free.) To keep fascism out of our lives, vote for democracy!
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OVER $2M RAISED SO FAR!!! The Baldur's Gate 3 Developer Room Showcase incentive  AND Baldur's Gate 3 any% incentive have been met!! #AGDQ2024 gamesdonequick.com/
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Word of the Day (because it’s about time) is ‘respair’, from the 16th century. It means fresh hope, and a recovery from despair. One of too many lost positives we could do with bringing back. Wishing everyone a gruntled, gormful, ruthful and feckful New Year, full of respair.
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@the_transit_guy27 Sep 2023
Taylor can you ride Amtrak
Travis Kelce jerseys saw a nearly 400% spike in sales after Taylor Swift attended his game, TMZ reports.
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Happy Independence Day, America. 🇺🇸 Rog had the honor of speaking to a group of Newly Minted American Citizens who were sworn in at the National Archives in front of the actual Constitution this past Constitution Day. Here's what Rog wrote in the Raven back in September: "I type with fingers still buzzing after heading down to the National Archives in DC this week, and addressing a class of newly-minted Americans sworn in front of the actual Constitution. The ceremony was in celebration of that document’s 235th anniversary on Constitution Day this Saturday, and I found it incredibly moving, watching 25 people from 21 nations have their lives transformed by becoming Americans together. I am not going to lie. I sobbed through my remarks. Partially because of the memories of my own citizenship process which it unleashed. But also because I was overwhelmed by the symbolic power – of being blessed to stand there in the Rotunda, with the Constitution behind me, and tell the group that the iconic phrase, “We the people” now includes them as part of that “We.” I was also touched to discover just how many diehard football fans there are amongst the staff at the National Archives. I met Spurs fans, Arsenal supporters, United devotees. What a place it is. And the archivists are true American heroes. By dedicating their lives to preserving the records that underpin our nation, they ensure that the American stories we tell ourselves about ourselves are ones grounded in primary sources. Without them, we would have no shared truths. To experience a Naturalization Ceremony at the National Archives – that powerful process in which collective dreams were made real before my eyes – was so unbelievably profound. I truly believe every American should attend at least one a year. They are all that is good about our nation." 🇺🇸🙌
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I shipped a great game with my team working entirely remotely. Skill issue. – at Irvine, CA
It’s time to admit that Remote Work doesn’t work. WFH Friday is a 4 day work week. Full WFH is a 2 day work week. Every interaction has to be scheduled, which means a lot of information-sharing doesn’t happen. Remote is a great lifestyle, not a way to build a great company.
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Some of the greatest directors alive will never capture something like this. The moment he breaks the fourth wall and starts singing along is one of the most beautiful moments ever caught on film.
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Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, you horrid, soulless man. #TuckerCarlson
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These were the scenes of total joy as the Moroccan team celebrated with their families on the pitch. Sofiane Boufal danced with his mom on the pitch, as Morocco became the first ever African or Arab country to reach the semi finals of the World Cup.
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Splashdown. After traveling 1.4 million miles through space, orbiting the Moon, and collecting data that will prepare us to send astronauts on future #Artemis missions, the @NASA_Orion spacecraft is home.
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Not for sale.
I wonder how much Wikipedia would cost? @elonmusk
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Argentina's tactics continue to be the most sophisticated in the history of football. Their innovative strategy of "getting the ball to Messi" and "having Messi do stuff once he has the ball" may prove revolutionary, if other nations learn to build their own Messi.
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Going down 1-0 is all part of the plan.
Can't wait for Costa Rica to stun Spain.
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The Year: 2034 The World Cup: Is being played in the ruins of a post-apocalyptic Las Vegas. Memo Ochoa: Starts for Mexico.
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OCHOA HAS DONE IT AGAIN IN THE WORLD CUP.
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Sergey Brin revives Google Plus team from cryogenic chamber. "It's time."
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We are going. For the first time, the @NASA_SLS rocket and @NASA_Orion fly together. #Artemis I begins a new chapter in human lunar exploration.
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I wondered for the first two hours where the fake fog kept going because I’d have to keep pumping more fake fog into the room and then I realized that the fake fog is going into my body and I have a really bad headache.
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Replying to @Foone
Right now a disk is filling up on a server somewhere in some data center that a person who has just been laid off has been manually clearing every few days and when that disk fills up Twitter will go down.
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