A code monkey just having fun. Me. In cryptic detail.

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Joined April 2009
Jaco Greeff retweeted
the first billion is always the hardest. #ethereum #clue
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Jhb. Nelson Mandela bridge.
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Airports, not all bad if you are not the one flying.
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Channel surfed past "Money Drop", OH: 'Bill Gates, what did he do again?'
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Jaco Greeff retweeted
Television - it's like YouTube, but longer.
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If you have not pledged to Clang, you have <55hrs left. At the very least, watch the vids, sword fight lover or not. kickstarter.com/projects/260…
Candy is being made right now at Lofty Pursuits. Watch it live at justin.tv/loftypursuits
Jaco Greeff retweeted
Startups are for people that wanted to run marathons, cage fight, and hunt alligators, but were born with asthma.
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O, boy, Microsoft does it with a sponsored party and song... "the words 'micro' and 'soft' doesn't apply to my penis". youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…
The extraordinary 2,000-year-old computer that you've never heard of gu.com/p/38583/tf
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"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."
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Ok, I'm tired of the weekend. Bring on Monday.
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Jaco Greeff retweeted
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless.
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U2's Bono Will Make More On Facebook IPO Than His 30-Year Music Career by @keertanaks read.bi/JSgwt8
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Jaco Greeff retweeted
What Original @Twitter, @Facebook and @Google Homepages Looked Like kiss.ly/JClyqw #webdesign
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@tokara_farms @willembuchner and after seeing the Leopard pic, houseguest arrived with 2 bottles of Tokara's finest.
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Fisherman sues cruise line after 28 days stranded at sea. on.cnn.com/L35jKg
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Jaco Greeff retweeted
How Much Money You Need To Realistically Recreate The Scrooge McDuck ‘Gold Coin Swim’ kiss.ly/I9pkxd
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