“was that my bag of butt plugs?”
“looks like it”
“oh no, one fell out. is it too big for you? bc you can have it if not.”
...if something feels oppressive, challenge it. Because rules are broken every day. @alieward #wisewords #pride
why do boy bands still exist? the world needed to stop letting new ones become relevant like 40 yrs ago wtf
You better bring that Leon-ruckus to San Diego @ohsnapjbsmoove
can we all just admit that sea salt soaks for ear cartilage piercings are recommended for the sole purpose of making us all look painfully ridiculous as we seriously attempt it without straining our necks








