the one and only me

Singapore
Joined October 2007
Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.
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“you support gay rights so you must be gay" i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
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Apple introduces music and movies in iTunes for Singapore: mrbrwn.co/M2cItu I wonder if the selection will be smaller than US store.
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A study found that hugging can lower your blood pressure.
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Who thinks the the Priest in Ep7 should have said, "Till netsplit do us part." Oh wait. That's IRC... Different generation...
Hey Stomper, you should go to Subway to ask for a train ticket. singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/s…
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This man suffered a bad "fall" when he stole from a Best Buy that some #Marines were volunteering at - twitpic.com/7asypn
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Human Being: A creature that cuts trees, makes paper, and writes "Save Trees" on it.
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QOTD. RT @_shinekoh: "A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you." #sgedu
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Exclusive: Another Apple employee, another bar, another lost unreleased device cnet.co/pRFgMm
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Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%.
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Complete failure is trying to click the tiny X on an ad but clicking the ad itself.
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RT @longadin: The Microsoft and Skype deal explained in a single image. Also, we're doomed. http://img.imgur.com/yvtdc.png
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In George, we trust. With Xiaxue, we wonder.
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Don't misunderstand my earlier tweet about Xiaxue. Like her, PAP believes in facelifts and other upgrading. #sgelections
RT @RealSingaporean Opposition manifesto all promise change. PAP will promise you that nothing will, no need to scrutinise at all. #fb
SBS & SMRT have met all of PTC's service standards. Probably assessed by people who drives. #SG
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#notetofemales if you're pleasant looking, or worse, pretty, don't enter politics. Enter politics only if you look like... Ho Ching. #sgedu
We can't help but feel that Sheikh Haikel's rapping totally spoilt the 2011 #TotalDefence version of 'Home'. #sgedu
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