I enjoy holding hands, long walks on the beach and death metal.
High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
Joined June 2009
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Haven’t tweeted (“X’d”?) since 2021, my previous contribution into the abyss being, simply, #cans.
Thought I’d show up and say that Zelenskyy is a hero.
See you again in 2029 for my hot take on the water situation in what I suspect will then be named “Nuclear Exclusion Zone 6”.
Jack Robert Cole retweeted
You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.
I am disgusted that @England players who have given so much for our country this summer have been subject to vile racist abuse on social media.
It has no place in our country and I back the police to hold those responsible accountable.
Hey everyone, how’s your Tuesday night going? My mother has just sent me a photo of my cousin’s dog’s erect penis.
Haven’t tweeted in a while.
Hancock’s a prick, as has always been evident.
Starmer’s somehow managing to be both dry as fuck *and* a complete wet flannel at the same time.
See you in 6 months when presumably nothing will have changed.
Jack Robert Cole retweeted
This post contains perhaps the most widely-shared sentences I've written, which are these:
“Free speech” gives you the right to say whatever you wish.
It doesn’t give you the automatic right to be given a platform to broadcast those views.
Smashed the final shop before Xmas with @NathalieColen. All the veggie Xmas dinner trimmings, some booze and the children’s game Pop-up Pirate. Planning a wild one.
Looking forward to Wycombe hitting Tier 5 in which you aren’t allowed to be in the same room as your own shadow UNLESS you both order a substantial meal.
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Worst possible Prime Minister and worst possible government at the worst possible time?
Joelinton is quite shite. But he’s never let that phase him or cause him to stop trying. Fair play, well in lad! #NUFC
Don’t get me wrong, there are parts of this which aren’t necessarily as simple in reality as they appear when written down (particularly the responsibility of risk) but it’s an interesting thread nonetheless.
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