Queer Riot Stand Up Special. Humanitarian Award Winner. Comedian & Actor on Adult Swim, Hulu- Wild Nights With Emily. These Lips 👄 On Amazon
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Whenever I watch TV with my parents and a sex scene comes on I tell them this is my favorite part.
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As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.
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Hilariously true story of a man baby.
This is how AI should be used. 👏🏽👏🏽
My new special, The Main Problem, is out now on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Vimeo, and more! You can listen to the album starting Friday, May 15, on Apple Music, Spotify, Amazon Music, Tidal, Qobuz, and more!
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California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.
Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.
So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.
“When straight guys tell me they’re ‘a lesbian trapped in a man’s body,’ I say, ‘So… you mean you’re trans?’ And then they say I don’t get it. No, nitwit—you don’t get it.”
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My friends who stopped coloring their hair and encourage me to go grey at some point. They say it is so freeing. And they are the same people who complain about how old they look everyday.
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When i was drunk and get caught I’d say "Fuck you." When I get caught sober i apologize and take accountability. Which I just did with the casino attendant.
Mom said today Trump got his hand stuck in a golf hole for 3 hours. He blamed his caddy and every caddy he has ever had or will have. Then they greased up his hand with a bottle of lube that was found at P Diddys aka Trumps BFF. Then Trump fell and blamed the landscapers.
I just found out Trump had Ebstein killed because he didn’t want it to come out that he was having sex with Steve Hawkins on the Island and on the jet.
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Jesus Christ watch this and share it everywhere, finally a journalist just *saying* it xitter.cf/tiff4mahogany/status/1…