Elon Musk is a total douche

If you drink every time he lies tonight, you will pass out before the debate.

Yes it’s true! I return to Western Maryland for 3 days to play solo; the best way to finish out August! Aug 29 The Vagabond Taproom 6pm Oakland, MD Aug 30 Dig Deep Brewing Co Cumberland, MD 8pm Aug 31 The Deep End Frostburg MD 8pm

Liverwurst is the working man’s pâté.

The world is at record highs for heat. It’s not global warming? Wouldn’t it be better to err on the side of caution in case it is? Ya got another planet to go to?

I would like to purchase Ron DeSantis for $1 as my slave so he can benefit from all the good aspects of slavery. #Slavery #RonDeSantis #racismsucks

Jason Aldean continuing the legacy of baiting to the lowest common denominator country songwriting Toby Keith pioneered. Congrats, ya did it. #badsongwriting #JasonAldean #SmallTown

If Will Smith could apologize as well as he throws a sucker punch, he might look like a better quality person today.

I am opening a few Gordon Lightfoot shows in April.

And you can tell everybody, this is your thong.

Who wants to rock AND ski in Manchester Vermont Fri Feb 25 @brucemartinmusic drums Ken Lafler bass. RAWK! @ Haig’s Sports Bar instagram.com/p/CaaEJOVlfWq/…

I changed my name to Scam Likely, now no one takes my calls, so it must be a perfect music industry name.

If I rip the tags off the mattress AND copy keys that say “do not duplicate” while not claiming the guitar I sold on my taxes, can I finally make it big in Outlaw Country?

My life in laundry basket jail.

If I try to go as long as I can in not knowing what Wordle is; is that more fun than what Wordle is?