Sharing a life with @cstanderfer & @mayalauterback
Richmond, Virginia
Joined June 2009
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We almost shocked the world that night! 🤝 (Papa John’s would’ve never recovered) – at Richmond, VA
Reminds me of a local legend who also had the city behind him! Elite rebounding by @tweetparney and @TheAmadoLife
Correct, sir 🫡 – at Massachusetts, USA
There’s no way you can watch the next 20 seconds and not immediately be at least 500% more ready to go do something fucking awesome today.
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We started The Wire (I’ve seen it a few times) and I’m proud to report that @cstanderfer is hooked. Couldn’t be happier!
Us on the couch all day like: – at Richmond, VA
Rewatching True Detective season 1. I loved S2 with Vince Vaughn (really!) and S3 with Mahershala is great, but season 1 is iconic. – at Richmond, VA
*spends two hours on a step ladder, hanging lights on the house while she works*
“That’s not how I wanted them” – at Richmond, VA
“I just got our tax credit back” - @cstanderfer
“Pay this bar tab and you can keep my half” - me, at a bar, being bad at math
*also me*
“I’ll have a shot of Don Julio 1942. Make it a double.” – at Virginia, USA
We just had a trick-or-treater! Living next to a bar we don’t expect anyone but drunk guys and/or hobos coming by to pee in our bushes.
Gave the kid like 9 pieces of candy. Brave young man. – at Richmond, VA
Anyone else have conversations with their dog during walks?
“Maya it’s getting chilly out. Aren’t you happy it’s Fall now?”
*looks at me, keeps walking*
“Yesssireee, better get those flannels out, huh? Maybe some vests?”
*looks, keeps walking*
“Maya c’mon do your poopies” – at Richmond, VA
Cartagena old city is like Bourbon Street but even more sinister. If that’s possible. – at Cartagena, Colombia
Cartagena, Colombia is 🥵 91 degrees, 80% humidity, 24/7
Eating Arepas and replacing the fluids with Aguila beer. Can’t not work.
Also, happy birthday @cstanderfer! – at Cartagena, Colombia
Jack eating street sandwiches is my new TV show. I get drunk and eat sandwiches on the street. Can’t miss.
Hollywood, call me 🤙 – at Barranco, Peru
In a mansion that’s now a bar in the Barranco district of Lima, Peru.
And they’re blasting Counting Crows. It’s like they knew I was coming. – at Lima, Peru
Now we’re listening to Interpol in Barranco Beer Company.
I know American bands are huge in Peru. @judgelanceito_ can’t even walk down the street here! – at Barranco, Peru
