G retweeted
*complete silence in Uber while G has been staring at his phone for 20 straight minutes*
Gilinsky: dude what the fuck!
Me: what’s wrong?
G: I coulda sworn the Galapagos turtle was the longest living mammal, but I guess it’s actually the Bowhead whale! 210 years. Shits crazy!
can someone teach me how to use this app again? how do i get to my profile?? i feel like i’m 60. no offense if you’re 60..
i like being single because it allows me to focus on myself & work as hard as i possibly can with no distractions, but i really miss having someone to nap with.
shit blew my mind xitter.cf/jackj/status/959623408…





