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I’m very busy and important.

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2011
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Jacqueline Gammon retweeted
Saw Noah last night. Is it completely accurate? No way. Is it anti-bible? I didn’t think so. Is it thought-provoking? Absolutely.
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The catfish sounds like a fish that would be afraid of itself.
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Jacqueline Gammon retweeted
homemade daiquiris + @johnnythemutt = perfect Saturday night
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Just took one of those “Which Movie Character Are You?” quizzes and found out I’m the plastic bag from American Beauty.
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Haven't really run into a lot of Kevins lately. Are Kevins still a thing?
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Jacqueline Gammon retweeted
Who's freaking out?
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There is surprisingly little information about when the first timelines appeared.
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Jacqueline Gammon retweeted
Saw this written on bathroom wall: "For a good thyme call Jennifer." I added: "...Jennifer works in the produce aisle of a grocery store."
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"Facial hair should be full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can�t grow it"
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“Friends become wiser together through a healthy clash of viewpoints.”
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the difference between real friends and facebook friends is I would die for every single one of my facebook friends
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Studies show that studies show.
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What if you were stranded on a beautiful South Pacific island and had no way to share pictures of the sunsets?
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Horses are the muggles of the unicorn world.
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"Okay" in texting has different meanings with different punctuations.
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15 Mistakes in Lord of the Rings You Won't Believe You Missed ---> omgf.ac/ts/Lyd
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Jacqueline Gammon retweeted
There are 45 miles of nerves in the human body
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The most amazing part of creating ANYTHING is that you don't have to create it like someone else did. Go with your gut.
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"No, these are my nipples," said the very heavily tattooed man.
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Jacqueline Gammon retweeted
Friend Zone? Sounds like FUN Zone to me! Count me in!
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