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All you need to know about America is that we have several kinds of gravy and only two political parties
Uncrustable Hulk retweeted
Venture Bros never gets enough credit for its absolute brilliance. In the second season that aired in lat 2006, the VB creators were aware that “Scooby-Doo adult parody” was pretty played out so they had the genius idea of making them all analogues for 1970s criminal figures
Uncrustable Hulk retweeted
Fucking go then. Loser. Pussy. I have coke me and Stanley did a bump already. No one likes u. I fucked Pam
If you think it’s a bit much for women in their 20s to celebrate “birthday weeks” wait til you hear about this Jesus guy
Uncrustable Hulk retweeted
Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers


















