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All you need to know about America is that we have several kinds of gravy and only two political parties
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It's her day now
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To the cast and crew who crushed it!
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Probably my best painting.
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The Predator ending we needed
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What happens if the groundhog sees his son that died during the Somme?
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Venture Bros never gets enough credit for its absolute brilliance. In the second season that aired in lat 2006, the VB creators were aware that “Scooby-Doo adult parody” was pretty played out so they had the genius idea of making them all analogues for 1970s criminal figures
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Elmo is short for Eldritch Monstrosity
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Me as my NFTs emerge from the 3D printer
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Fucking go then. Loser. Pussy. I have coke me and Stanley did a bump already. No one likes u. I fucked Pam
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If you think it’s a bit much for women in their 20s to celebrate “birthday weeks” wait til you hear about this Jesus guy
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Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers
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Yes. Goochy.
Goochy the jellyfish. Birthday: November 18, 1998. “Swirl, swish, squirm and wiggle Listen closely, hear him giggle The most ticklish jellyfish you’ll ever meet Even though he has no feet !”
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She calls you baby. She calls me %%FirstName%% We are not the same.
the future is per my last email