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Joined December 2016
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And somehow, Grand Zi-O is even more busted. Look at this shit.
Gueninely, what can the bad guys even do against this ????
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The issue with Rinnosuke is that when I was a kid and used to be watching the most diabolical touhou content on YouTube, Rinnosuke was always depicted as this predatory pervert, which made me hate him. But now that Iโ€™m older, he just seems like a nice dad-like figure in canon :(
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My weirdly stronger than average Haru Urara revealing herself to actually be one of my 4 quadrillion Immortals i got from another one of these tweets
Gentildonna te estรก persiguiendo y tienes $1000 dรณlares para comprar protecciรณn ยฟQue harรกs?
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does anyone else's parents scroll through shorts and leave the same one playing out loud on their phone over and over and over and over
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me trying to understand a mafia cartel drug trafficking BL plot then "manila, philippines" pops out of nowhere
Trying to understand the plot of a BL that has anything to do with business or politics
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"Handlebars? Don't say that, you can't just treat her like a sex to-" I'm trying to be HER sex toy, what the fuck are you talking about? She's walking around with 17 inches of ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต between her legs, and I'm first up to give it a week-long tongue bath. Yes I need some ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ด to hold on to when she's done with the days of foreplay and has me bent over as her ๐™๐™ค๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™—๐™ง๐™š๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฉ to let out all her frustration on after dealing with those crimson heathens. I need something to steady myself when she's ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ซ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ as she spends hours thrusting into me, caressing my face and whispering "๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ, ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ญ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™  ๐™ช๐™ฅ." While I'm losing consciousness. When I'm awake again she'll just be mumbling to herself about "๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ..." while there's already pools of her seed dripping from me, because she's too far gone to even notice how many times she's already emptied her balls into me. Her rage has clouded her mind so badly that she can't think or feel, she's struggling for relief that will never come and all she can do is pin me down in a chokehold and keep fucking me, her own cum as lubricant for the next day of mindless breeding. Again and again and again and again until her fury is sated, or my body gives out, and I'm not looking too good. It's alright though. Liquidation will come soon enough, and she'll need a new toy to break in. Fuck I hope it's me again next time.
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"Handlebars? Don't say that, you can't just treat her like a sex to-" I'm trying to be HER sex toy, what the fuck are you talking about? She's walking around with 17 inches of ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต between her legs, and I'm first up to give it a week-long tongue bath. Yes I need some ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ด to hold on to when she's done with the days of foreplay and has me bent over as her ๐™๐™ค๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™—๐™ง๐™š๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฉ to let out all her frustration on after dealing with those crimson heathens. I need something to steady myself when she's ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ซ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ as she spends hours thrusting into me, caressing my face and whispering "๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ, ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ญ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™  ๐™ช๐™ฅ." While I'm losing consciousness. When I'm awake again she'll just be mumbling to herself about "๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ..." while there's already pools of her seed dripping from me, because she's too far gone to even notice how many times she's already emptied her balls into me. Her rage has clouded her mind so badly that she can't think or feel, she's struggling for relief that will never come and all she can do is pin me down in a chokehold and keep fucking me, her own cum as lubricant for the next day of mindless breeding. Again and again and again and again until her fury is sated, or my body gives out, and I'm not looking too good. It's alright though. Liquidation will come soon enough, and she'll need a new toy to break in. Fuck I hope it's me again next time.
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jacobprobably retweeted
Yes Baku, we see the fit. Shouldnโ€™t you be looking for a job.
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Okey estรก parte fue divertida XD
El Libro de Kiva es una Novela dramรกtica y nadie me lo puede negar XD
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ๆฌก็‚นใงใ“ใ‚Œ
็ด…้ญ”้ƒทๅˆ่ฆ‹ใƒ—ใƒฌใ‚คใงๅคงไฝ“ใฟใ‚“ใชๆญปใฌใจใ“
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POOR BABY ๐Ÿฅบ
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Goodnight gubbies, sweet dreams and God bless yall.
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me laughing at whatever the index nursefather says so he doesn't furioso tf outta me
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That nigga goku feening for a death battle win
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been busy at work so hereโ€™s more phoenix ft @Celadon_VA
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i keep forgetting i have the matpat Thumbnail extension on my browser And it just created GOLD
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