@jabufu

i do what i want

Joined July 2009
This is crockpot discrimination! retweeted
An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX
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This is crockpot discrimination! retweeted
Oh my lord
This is an ALL-TIME rep by Commanders S Tyler Owens 🤯 (via @NFL)
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Class war is old and busted, the new war is between the chosen ones and the apostates that pronounce it "dat-uh"
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I canceled DirectTV yesterday, and their retention offer is a paltry $5/mo. Guess they're think squeezing existing customers is more profitable than keeping them subscribed.
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Hey @OssenJ serious question - ya'll changed my embark ID from "Jabufu" and the interface said it was profanity. Huh?? Is it a swear in anither language? It's been my nickname since I was a teenager, as you can see by my Twitter handle. Any recourse to get it cleared?
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Trump's tariffs summarized in one image
Either the US is running out of workers, or capitalism is working exactly as designed — and working perfectly. For the 0.1%. #capitalism
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For this take to be right you have to ignore literally the entire history of capitalism.
Dynamic pricing is great, actually! She only mentions prices going up, but they also go down when there is weak demand.
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No one, because this league still uses K/DST
Which team won this draft? 👀
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This article represents everything that's wrong about the fantasy football content industry. The entire concept of a "league-winning player" is that there are only a few of them per season, full stop. Feel like fantasypros content is borderline slop these days.
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Clamshell packaging can get fucked, but a box of Ritz crackers individually wrapped in packs of 15 is a single-use plastic I can get behind. Ethical consumerism < chaotic neutral consumerism
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"Available on Rumble" I'm sure this is an accurate, objective account of what happened and totally not complete bullshit designed to improve your pick me status in the MAGA fever swamps. Go grab some ivermectin and call it a day, hun.
Every man who has a journal is a narcissist. Dr. Fauci was neither my friend nor my doctor, but a work colleague who weaponized my pregnancy and child for his gain to aggrandize himself. As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I can say with certainty after witnessing his con up close this man should be in prison. Justice for the American People.
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"Started reading a tweet" to "timeline refreshed to show more ads and disappeared it forever" pipeline
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Eyerolling the explosion of "oh teh noes Destiny 2 is being sunset end of an era totally uthinkable" articles. Destiny had always sucked. Bungie consistently underdelivered, and made choices that were easy for them but bad for players every single time. Good riddance IMO.
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Reddit totally blocking their web experience to push users to mobile app is the worst and most hypocritical example of enshittification I've yet seen. Heartbeat of the internet is in cardiac arrest.
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All this talk about what she said and not nearly enough talk about whether she was right (she was right)
Asked directly if she still supported abolishing police, Francesca Hong said in a statement: “While I envision a world where public safety is not synonymous with law enforcement, I recognize that this paradigm shift is a very long term vision and my focus is building systems of care for now and for our future.” #WisconsinGovernor
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This is crockpot discrimination! retweeted
League altering trades are one of the hardest things commissioners have to handle in dynasty football. How SHOULD commissioners handle these situations? 🧵👇🏻
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What I want to know is: what are the different ways to incorporate taxi squad sniping or poaching? To me, that's the thing that makes taxi interesting. Otherwise, it feels like it reduce the strategic decisions around in-season roster mgmt without adding it elsewhere.
How long are you all keeping players on taxi squads? 🤔 Taxi squads are one of the most important settings in dynasty… and I still think a lot of leagues haven’t fully figured out the best structure for them. Here’s how I think about taxi squads in dynasty leagues. 🧵👇🏻
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Widows are wailing in the streets They're begging Microsoft to stop putting crap in the top ribbon of office applications "Wherest shall I grab it? How shall I drag these windows betwixt my screens?" they lament The din is deafening
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Remember when he tried to come back for the playoffs but the Lions failed his physical? Tell me again about how he was returning "your money" that he "hadn't earned" @Lions
The #Lions made Frank Ragnow return part of his signing bonus after retiring early, continuing a franchise policy that dates back to Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson, per President Rod Wood, via @DaveBirkett: “Our precedent goes all the way back to Barry Sanders… And I think the reality is, they’re not paying back their money, they’re returning our money, because they were paid in advance for services that they hadn’t completed.” More here: freep.com/story/sports/nfl/l…
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When using AI from the start would've yielded a final image that, at minimum, has consistent lighting
Legends are built in March. Just ask @livvydunne 🏆
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