“Don’t worry, I’ll try not to hurt myself and get blood.”
A 3yo’s answer to “What were you doing upstairs?”
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My 3yo woke me up at 4am to complain that her eyeballs were loose.
Sounds serious. I’ll keep an eye on it.
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My 3yo asked for 1929 by @andrewrsorkin for her bedtime story. I deferred to something else, but maybe it’s never too early to build historical and financial literacy.
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When the world feels irrational, I am comforted by the inevitability of lying adrift in a pile of kleenexes because my feverish 3 year old coughed into my mouth 1000 times over the past several days. Science never fails me.
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@GOtransit - is this true? if so, that’s absolutely horrific: “Taking the GO train. Stressful. bronte station elevator has been broken for over a year. No mention of that on the website. We hustled to Oakville station”
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@metrolinx - is this true? if so, that’s absolutely horrific: “Taking the GO train. Stressful. bronte station elevator has been broken for over a year. No mention of that on the website. We hustled to Oakville station”
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Today my almost-3yo asked me how my chin was, I said fine, and asked her how her nose was. “Still attached,” she said.
Still. Attached.
Who is this little being I am raising?
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I got eye-rolled for taking selfies on my flight by someone who CLEARLY doesn’t have an almost-3yo at home.
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@YellingAtSoccer are you still on here? I need to tell you about how the Canada day tim hortons donut has pop rocks in the sprinkle topping
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