@j_hoff97

I’m tired grandpa. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

 Milwaukee, WI
Joined October 2014
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Worth a shot. Is anyone in the Milwaukee area in the position to adopt or foster my sweet girl? 6yrs, 80lbs, house trained, loves other dogs.. emergency situation.
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The health benefit is so you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps
New York Post
@nypost25 Apr 2024
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
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a friend sent this to me
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I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
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Cops are willing to shoot someone over $2.90, but in Uvalde they stood around and let a mass shooter do his thing
On threads as Big__Relly@awkward_duck16 Sep 2024
NYPD shot 4 people, including one of their own officers, over a $2.90 fare evasion. They shot at someone over $2.90. This is what we mean when we say police protect property (wealth), not people.
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The fact that they all pretend to not hear him makes me so mad
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LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO
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THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! xitter.cf/TheKiffness/status/183…
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I hate this evil POS but i be laughing 😭😭😭😭😭
Tony Roundtree@Tonywithyy13 Sep 2024
When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar
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Guys😭🔥🔥🔥this kid is a 🐐
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Oh the otter’s publicity team is hard at work after they jumped that lady!
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i have never once heard this song and i am so unbelievably chronically online and tapped into pop culture, stop giving this woman awards she doesn’t deserve
Pop Base
@PopBase11 Sep 2024
‘Fortnight’ by Taylor Swift feat. Post Malone wins the #VMAs award for Song of Summer.
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Where tf have I been?? Lmao that book actually does exist too
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It’s been 23 years and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this…. Wow
🇯🇲 Proud Black Spirit ✊🏽 💫 🪬@NoEsAmor8912 Sep 2024
Never saw the media mention or even show the Black firefighters who lost their lives that day! #9/11 #23years 🕊️💔✊🏾
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Jessss retweeted
?@sasitwas11 Sep 2024
whoever said his face is like a tupperware box after storing spaghetti in it has never left my mind
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@buffys11 Sep 2024
he look mad as hell 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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PERIOD
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima12 Sep 2024
Oop Nev clocked in & clocked it
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"So, to be clear, 9 years later, you don't have a plan." "I have concepts of a plan."
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I’m Im not over that part
chris evans
@notcapnamerica11 Sep 2024
😭 xitter.cf/KeneAkers/status/18338…
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