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ao3 writer for football RPF current ship list: -Haalingham -Kallingham -Haalenzo

Joined September 2026
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I will continue to update this list while ao3 is down. And just to be clear, this is a very explicit haalingham work with some unconventional kinks, enjoy at your own risk.
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and what if i said that in my fic, enzo has an oral fixation. a side effect to his control issues so he regulates with cigarettes when he feels out of control. except erling won’t let him smoke… but he does realise that oral fixation is transferable +
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but erling never falters, just soft touches and light hushes. even when he wakes in the middle of the night to enzo with his mouth around his cock with little wet sobs escaping through his nose with every fractured inhale, erling never complains. just guides enzo’s head to rest+
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against his hip until they both fall back to sleep that way. yeah, that. what if i said all of that… and absolutely definitely included it in my fic
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THE CUTEST BUNNY EVER
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#UCL Player of the Match... 🇦🇷⭐️ ENZO FERNANDEZ ⭐️🇦🇷
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skeggy, take it or leave it
I’m genuinely fucking crying at the concept of Blackpool in a fic
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This one hurt to make… ‘know me better’ on wattpad and ao3 if you want some tasty internalised homophobia and (soon to be) religious guilt :)
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shit game but at least we won and i got my erlliot moment! finally i can fucking breathe. what a relief 😮‍💨
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idk where to take my haalenzo fic, do we think haaland is more of a service dom or a brat tamer?? or possibly a bit of a masochist and just likes that enzo keeps tryna fight him
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anjrit erling ganteng banget
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J retweeted
New draw 👅👅 of our beloved #erlinghaaland i was looking at the #BicepHeart trend, and who i am to not draw it with erling?? here you go, Bon appetite 😋
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Cutie 🥺
“i don’t know the english word” 😩
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soooo i realised the file I’ve sent everybody is missing a chapter… sorry guys anyway… here’s chapter 8 ellipsus.com/read/1BDiVhaWYC…
OKAY ITS HERE!! new ‘don’t stop’ chapter linked below, if you haven’t read the first 8 chapters please dm me for the file or go over to wattpad to read them! will also be posted on ao3 once we’re back online ellipsus.com/read/16db4sUQaJ…
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