Catch me someplace else, hopefully outside, or near sparks or sawdust.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2008
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Twitter was already exhausting, but this recent news just seals the deal. I’ve been long overdue for a break (both here and FB). I hope everyone enjoys the increased navelgazing that comes with Twitter’s new leadership.
Jeff Gray retweeted
11 Promises from a Manager: a 🧵
1. We’ll have a weekly 1:1. I’ll never cancel this meeting, but you can cancel it whenever you like. It’s your time.
Isn’t this usually the start of some galactic shenanigans??
Saturn, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter will line up together this month in a rare celestial spectacle
breezyscroll.com/space/four-…
Every time, gotta watch it every. time. Probably RT it 50x too, idk.
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Jeff Gray retweeted
Philosophers: the only way to solve the trolley problem is to kill one of these groups of imaginary people.
Model railway dads:
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$10,400,000,000 NYPD budget and they couldn’t get their radios to work in a crisis, the surveillance cameras “malfunctioned” and no officers prevented anything or apprehended anyone. But politicians plan to just throw more money at it, no questions asked.
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To every media person in my emails today asking me for a comment about Louis CK. Stop asking ME. Ask MALE comedians. What not ask Patton Oswalt, Judd Apatow, Marc Maron, David Cross, Bo Burnham, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel, Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Ron Funches?
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The first day of @Reddit's /r/Place experiment.
/r/Place is a 1000x1000 pixel square. Every Redditor can place a single colored pixel every 5 minutes. Here's what resulted over a 24 hour period.
Source: reddit.com/r/place/comments/…
