@j202x
Joined April 2013
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Nk@Marthasson1Oct 18
I can't sign the nda man My niggas gotta know
Nia Long
@NiaLongOct 18
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Replying to @kwabenaboatman
Ebe the “hiiiiii guyyyyssssss” people demma fault
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We’re not taking this seriously as a society but there’s a decline in the taste of Waakye all around the country. This is a state of emergency. 👍🏽
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Abuja schools really need to tone down with this blazer thing. C’mon!
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There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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Funniest tweet this week🤣
Olanrewaju Emmanuel
@Horlasco1058469Oct 15
One of the biggest flexes is when you invite a babe from your workplace out, and she turns you down, saying you don’t meet her standards. Then, just as you’re about to leave, an email drops: “Dear Mr. Soso, congratulations. You’ve been promoted with a seven-figure salary.” Just show her the email and walk away.
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Promiscuous men no see life come fr
Femi 🧸@bigdaddyfemiOct 15
See corporate world ehn You go see women, you go tire
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Being middle class in 2026
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Your manager tells you to email your skip levels, helps you amend the email, and right after you send it, they reply, praising you for the great work and well-articulated email. 😂🤣😂😂 Leave office politics to those who know how to play it 🤣🤣😂😂
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I may tell a joke but never ever a lie. 🙂‍↔️
omoge.@KhloeUmoh21 Dec 2024
It was true in 2021 and it is true today. When he’s chasing you, he’s wide awake like Katy Perry in that song. Then you agree, and suddenly he wants to get the full 8 hours of sleep.
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Never mind, I found it
Guri Gashi
@E_GuriGashiOct 11
I’m looking for this clip where a group of Dagestanis is debating Batman’s behaviour, but can’t find it
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Just spun on somebody I been WAITING to catch lackin. Seen son going in the store. I beeline in that mfer. He in the back. I pick up a water and told her whatever he got im paying for it. Paid and dipped. Cuz he bought my lunch same way few months back. GOT EEM!!!
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Your problem is that you want to find true love in Abuja. Abuja is strictly for REAL ESTATE !
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Replying to @Freshdahmz
Insurance companies no real at all. The trainer dey tell us to “change our circles” if our circles no be HNI. If my circle na HNIs, shey I go con dey hustle for 70k job?🤣
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Get a sales role in an insurance company
MUBARAKAH Omo Baba Imam💛👑@wura_caboodlezOct 6
How do you stop yourself from texting someone you think about all day?
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I will not tell anyone to invite me to their company’s EOY party. It is left to you to make that choice. Go and ask the companies that invited me last year, they are performing better now.
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R@ushubabyyOct 6
Elle m’a répondue, tout va bien dans sa vie
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There’s a salafi woman on here who is probably going to leak my dm of me begging her to marry me. I thought it’s best I confess before she exposes me.
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