And when the small bears from the windy place capture the flag, thou shalt know the end is nigh... Original source of #FY_
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youtu.be/ss1eQRROw4o?si=Y0gq… @thekapman The Bears head coaching search on screen. But without a Shelby.
The Bears really need someone in the family who, I dunno, went to an Ivy League business school who can tell them how to control all this uncertainty around the organization. Here's a book that would address this. Maybe the author has some ideas.
The last time there was clock management this dumb, it was 1985. And the Bears benefited.
youtu.be/hxreF28cgvM?si=wZX3…
FYI, I’m mostly done over here. You want to find me, same handle over at bsky.
Will check back here from time to time as some people I converse with haven’t transitioned over, but hope to see you on the other side.
Coward.
Caleb Williams should get many more chances to beat Green Bay. Matt Eberflus is probably down to one more shot.
nytimes.com/athletic/5928074…
Eberflus is a fucking coward. He’s afraid of his offense. You can see it in how he’s coached Caleb. No mistakes first, move the ball second.
Chuck retweeted
Why drain the clock and not run a play before the field goal?
Eberflus: "They were a loaded box there, you could say you could run another play and try for a couple of yards there, but you risk a fumble."
Said he was confident with where they were on the field.
Shane Waldon’s cell phone rings.
”Hello?”
”Shane? It’s Matt Ebe… I’m sorry to … that I’m making …”
”Hello?”
”We’re doing this deli… and well…”
”Hello? HELLO?”
”Good bye.”
”HELLO!??!?!? HELLO!?!?!?! HELLOOOOO!??!???”
Paraphrasing the greatest Onion line of all time:
”Why do all these coaches keep sucking up my draft picks?” - Ryan Poles
To summarize Bears leadership:
The stadium guy can’t get a stadium.
The offensive line guy can’t get an offensive line.
The coaching guy can’t coach.
Point 2 and 3, yes.
Point 1: LOL. He deserved to be fired far earlier.
Chuck retweeted
They better make the playoffs or there’s going to be a shitstorm over Poles decision to keep a head coach that lost half his coaching staff last year.
They don’t make the playoffs, gonna be screaming to fire Eberflus. And then the story turns to a Nagy/Fields scenario redux.
Caleb Williams is the betting favorite to win Offensive Rookie of the Year. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Chuck retweeted
We aren’t Cowboys fans. We don’t think we’re great when we really are a shadow of our former selves.
I think this is a .500 team, but a rookie QB and a likely lousy coach make this far more likely 7-10 than 10-7.
.@realshaunking on Bears fans: "Y’all are delusional. Y’all are on Cowboys fan base delusion level. Every Bears fan I talk to, they’re talking NFC Championship. They’re talking double-digit win season. I have the Bears going 7-10."
Watch full segment: shorturl.at/QHhiZ
