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Imagine, as an NBA owner, letting The Reinsdorfs run up on you and call you broke like this. The Reinsdorfs!
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just saw dick cheney sitting outside a cafe in fort greene. he smiled and mouthed “dark knight rises” at me before tossing a calamari in the air and missing his mouth
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throughout Karine Jean-Pierre's interview with Chotiner she sounds like a snitch about to be summarily executed by a mafia don
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"This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?"
"Yes!"
*Booooom!*
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"You'll be on a rocket ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice green moon money for me? Royce McCutcheon!"
"No deal, McCutcheon. That moon money is mine!"
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Seeing Manchester United lose means the absolute world to me
I celebrate their losses as if I my 1st child was born
I yearn for their tears as if it was my need for water
I live for their agony as if it was my joy
I was born on this earth to love and cheer their failures❤️
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Witnessed a woman dressed like Neo on the subway getting a recap of the NBA playoffs from her bf and at one point she looked at him in shock and said “Les Splash Brothers, ils n’existent plus??”
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INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way.
BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.
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took me way too long to realize this wasn’t about marshawn
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the benicio del toro heineken commercial is relatable #content in that i, too, spend my christmas mornings drinking beer and talking to myself
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your mom prints out a small book’s worth of pages from mapquest and appoints you as “the navigator”. you sit in passenger seat with said stack of pages in your lap. this is the most stressful job you will ever have
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Cleaning out my camera roll. So glad this doofus is gone.
"The Ball" 😂
The Ball?!?! GTFOH #DaBears



































