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- determined without being ruthless - doesn't look like a killer - comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream - full of passion

Joined October 2012
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Imagine, as an NBA owner, letting The Reinsdorfs run up on you and call you broke like this. The Reinsdorfs!
Sources tell me that Tiago Splitter's contract with Chicago is for three years, with a fourth year on a team option. It is believed to be at the league average, salary-wise. The average salary for NBA head coaches at this time is just under $7 million per year.
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reading this in his voice
It’s crazy how much Taco Bell clears every other fast food chain. And if you don’t like Taco Bell it’s probably because you’re ordering some bs a regular taco and you’ve never tasted a steak grilled cheese burrito add jalapeños in your life
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just saw dick cheney sitting outside a cafe in fort greene. he smiled and mouthed “dark knight rises” at me before tossing a calamari in the air and missing his mouth
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throughout Karine Jean-Pierre's interview with Chotiner she sounds like a snitch about to be summarily executed by a mafia don
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"This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?" "Yes!" *Booooom!*
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"You'll be on a rocket ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice green moon money for me? Royce McCutcheon!" "No deal, McCutcheon. That moon money is mine!"
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Lisa, never, EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown!
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Seeing Manchester United lose means the absolute world to me I celebrate their losses as if I my 1st child was born I yearn for their tears as if it was my need for water I live for their agony as if it was my joy I was born on this earth to love and cheer their failures❤️
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The first Irish Catholic ATM
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Witnessed a woman dressed like Neo on the subway getting a recap of the NBA playoffs from her bf and at one point she looked at him in shock and said “Les Splash Brothers, ils n’existent plus??”
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Chicago got a pope before it got a QB to throw for 4,000 yards in a season.
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INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way. BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.
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People like to talk about NPC behavior but Lori definitely exhibits player character behavior. She probably sprints at full speed everywhere
why i just see lori lightfoot in binny’s dressed like a Robber Baron 🥃 🎩 🧓🏾
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took me way too long to realize this wasn’t about marshawn
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the benicio del toro heineken commercial is relatable #content in that i, too, spend my christmas mornings drinking beer and talking to myself
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your mom prints out a small book’s worth of pages from mapquest and appoints you as “the navigator”. you sit in passenger seat with said stack of pages in your lap. this is the most stressful job you will ever have
i grew up in the tail end of the pre-smartphone world, and something i still don’t understand is: how on earth did we get by without google maps and turn-by-turn directions
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Cleaning out my camera roll. So glad this doofus is gone. "The Ball" 😂 The Ball?!?! GTFOH #DaBears
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I hit play on this 2012 movie CHRISTMAS TWISTER and I'm crying so hard at the title card after the opening scene
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