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Joined December 2013
Oh wait I didnt notice *spoiler* before
Guarantee he takes his hand off his mouth when we get to the Scary Monsters arc
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Guarantee he takes his hand off his mouth when we get to the Scary Monsters arc
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I like Nintendo but also Sonic and Fighting Games
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If you were to put an extra button on a GC controller that gave you a perfectly precise and consistent analog input people would rightfully call that cheating but make a controller entirely out of those buttons and suddenly youre valid I hate melee controller discourse so much
Why is Zump still legal? It is a straight upgrade, the game doesnt provide controller remapping, and puts a barrier between casual play and the competitive scene. If you mention box controllers in your reply ill probably mute/block u, box is not a straight upgrade to standard GCC
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You have not felt true hypocrisy until you've heard someone argue that button remaping on a GC should be banned only for them to pull out a fucking doohickey and slam out pivot utilts on fox repeatedly like its nothing
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Oh and of course you can remap any of the buttons on the doohickey, why would you even ask?
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Definitive proof that everyone thinks they are the main character because a Kyoshi player has the gall to talk about "thoughtful gameplay"
I'm sorry but you cannot convince me that Korra players engage with the game in the same way as the rest. There is no fucking way people like this guy think and experience the game through a thoughtful gameplan and approach every interaction with any sort of reflexion.
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Scalpers dont have enough money to sociopathically rent seek on something "respectable" like shelter, so they have to do it with childrens' trading cards Scalpers are "normal" people larping as rich people
NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year. FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO
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Melee is annoying because the top half of the cast has a power level distribution you might find in a typical old school fighting game and then the bottom half is 13 Dan Hibikis that youre shit for losing to
low tier players in melee piss me off so bad like at least in ultimate every single character can feasibly top 64 a supermajor but in melee they genuinely just matchup check people for the love of ruining your day. do they even want to win like they get character gapped SO HARD
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So many people on the TL discovering how sick Metroid games are you love to see it
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These guys got so much aura
It’s eat or be eaten when Metroid Ravenous, the latest game in the 2D Metroid series, arrives on Nintendo Switch 2 Jan 28! #NintendoDirect
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Avatar Legends Korra is like +R/Xrd Sol if all the shitty Sol moves you're not supposed to use were actually good
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"What if riot stamp gave grounded plus frames?" "What if you didnt have to do the punishable followup on ground viper?" "What if you put bandit bringer in a game with no air blocking?" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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All I can say is Arjun got HOED by that character art bruh One of the greatest aura gains in my recent memory
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I didnt realize the concept art was edited to have him holding two joints lmao
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Chrono Trigger on SNES NSO
share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
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This is genuienly how dating as an autistic person feels
“Ah yes 👽 a romantic partner, humans have those, I want one.”
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