If you were to put an extra button on a GC controller that gave you a perfectly precise and consistent analog input people would rightfully call that cheating but make a controller entirely out of those buttons and suddenly youre valid I hate melee controller discourse so much
Definitive proof that everyone thinks they are the main character because a Kyoshi player has the gall to talk about "thoughtful gameplay"
Scalpers dont have enough money to sociopathically rent seek on something "respectable" like shelter, so they have to do it with childrens' trading cards
Scalpers are "normal" people larping as rich people
Melee is annoying because the top half of the cast has a power level distribution you might find in a typical old school fighting game and then the bottom half is 13 Dan Hibikis that youre shit for losing to
These guys got so much aura
It’s eat or be eaten when Metroid Ravenous, the latest game in the 2D Metroid series, arrives on Nintendo Switch 2 Jan 28! #NintendoDirect