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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Claude just unblocked a deal stuck in Salesforce for 11 days. Live at #DF26. No slides. Real pipeline. In seconds, it: • Scanned the Slack thread • Checked the security review • Cross-referenced pricing history • Executed the next step under standard seller permissions That’s Claudeforce. Not AI bolted onto CRM. Claude executing inside the system the business already trusts. Trust first. Now it acts. ❤️💪
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Salesforce in Claude is now available in beta. It brings your accounts, opportunities, and pipeline into Claude, with 37 pre-built sales skills. Prep a call, review a deal, create a pipeline dashboard, or send your forecast without leaving the conversation.
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Trying to build custom AI agents on a legacy CRM takes months of endless developer tickets. That's why @Ohalo CEO @Friedberg had to scrap his old software – and could only get everything stood up in <30 days by switching to Salesforce. 👇
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Marc @Benioff + @DarioAmodei. Live on @CNBCFastMoney. Watch as they talk Salesforce + @AnthropicAI, the Claudeforce partnership, and what’s next for enterprise AI.
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
#1 Q2 in Salesforce history. $11.3B Revenue. +11% $33.5B cRPO growth. +14% $5.90 Non-GAAP EPS. +103% $15.2B TTM Free Cash Flow. $3.9B Agentforce + Data 360 ARR. 7.0B AWUs delivered all-time. Raising FY27 guidance to $46.1–$46.4B. 3.2B AWUs in Q2 (+97% q/q) 6x growth in MCP calls. Customer attrition near all-time low The Agentic Enterprise is live. Every AI agent needs somewhere to land — the data, the rules, the conversation. That place is Salesforce. Proud of the Ohana. Let’s go. 🔥 investor.salesforce.com/fina…
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
La gente no es tonta: ve las publicaciones días antes de que pase el sismo y comprueba los hechos en tiempo real. Sacar una nota de 2014 no cambia la evidencia que miles ven aquí.A estas alturas ya deberían saber algo básico: en X es imposible modificar la fecha o la hora de un tuit. Si alguien cree que existe una forma de trucar las fechas, que lo compruebe y lo demuestre.
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The best meaningless match of all time. #FRAENG
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🤯 Exactly 20 years apart, but the same Lionel Messi. 🗓️ 16 June 2006: Lionel Messi scores on his FIFA World Cup debut. 🗓️ 16 June 2026: Lionel Messi scores a hat-trick at the FIFA World Cup. #FIFAWorldCup
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Bendiciones.
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RT @Benioff: Our first $11.1 B quarter - we have always loved the 1-1-1 model. It’s a sign? $6.7B operating cash flow, raised revenue guid…
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
A star is born 🌟 Ignacio Buse takes down Tommy Paul 7-6(8), 4-6, 6-3 to become Peru's first tour-level champion since Luis Horna in 2007! 🇵🇪🔥 @hamburgopenatp | #bitpandahamburgopen
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Icons have entered the #CNX26 chat. The Grammy Award-winning @SmashingPumpkin will headline the Party at Connections. 🤘Rock out with your whole team and save $300 per person when you register a group of 3 or more: sforce.co/4w61Lim
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🔴 LIVE from New York: Agentforce World Tour nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1nxeLyPrp…
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
this is pretty cool some MIT students turned a building into a giant playable game of Tetris on Saturday at midnight rigged each window with LEDs MIT students are on a diff level
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Didn’t expect the Pope, of all people, to deliver the best explanation of radicalisation in the age of AI. But here we are. 👇
Replying to @Pontifex
When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.
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Ivette Johnson ☁️ retweeted
Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "
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