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Dr. Tara: So, how big is your penis?
Matt Barr: Soft, more like 10 and a half, and then 14 and a half erect.
Dr. Tara: 14.5 inches erect?
Matt Barr: Yeah, sometimes a little smaller, like 14, 14 and a half.
Dr. Tara: That's like this? (demonstrates with hands)
Matt Barr: It's a bit bigger than that, I think.
Dr. Tara: This?
Matt Barr: Yeah, probably like that.
Dr. Tara: Your penis is like this?
Matt Barr: Yeah. We've done the research, that should be a known fact by now.
Dr. Tara: So 14.5 inches... did you grow into this? What was it like when you came out of the womb with it?
Matt Barr: It didn't come out of the womb with me, no!
Dr. Tara: (Laughs) You came out of the womb with a 14-inch... bigger than your body! So what happened, like how did you get to this point?
Matt Barr: I had a lot of small growth spurts, and they kept happening and happening. I had one when I was about 13 or 14, then another one later on, later on, later on, and so on, until my mid-to-late 20s.
Dr. Tara: There needs to be a lot of blood going to your penis in order to get an erection, especially with that much meat. Do you have problems with erections?
Matt Barr: It takes a long time to get erections, as opposed to having problems. I do get erect, fully erect, but it does take time. When I got measured the last time, they did an intracavernosal shot, so they inject you with something that makes you aroused.
Dr. Tara: Oh, like Viagra?
Matt Barr: It's basically stronger than Viagra, because it's directly into the...
Dr. Tara: So that you can have a really hard erection for a long time?
Matt Barr: It's what they often do for studies, because that way everyone's... you know, it would be strange to go through a room and say like, "do this to yourself until you're ready for the study."
Dr. Tara: So everyone's at their max size!
Matt Barr: Basically, that's the point of doing that kind of study.
Dr. Tara: So who verified you?
Matt Barr: It was an NHS-affiliated study. But there's no official study in terms of Guinness World Records, because they don't do it, so I'm not claiming a Guinness record or anything like that. It's just been various studies throughout the time.
Dr. Tara: Wow! So, with, you know, having a penis so big, I have to imagine that dating is a little bit difficult?
My son won $500,000 in a lottery while he was still in college.
He never told me.
Not his mother. Not his siblings. Not a single person in our family.
The shocking part?
I was still paying his tuition, sending him monthly allowances, and struggling to make sure he lacked nothing.
Sometimes, I would borrow money just to meet his needs.
Whenever I called to ask how he was doing financially, he would say, "Dad, things are difficult, but I'm managing."
And I believed him.
Then he looked at me and said something I will never forget.
"Dad, I wasn't hiding the money because I didn't care about you.
I was afraid that the moment I told you, I would stop being your son and become the family's bank account."
I couldn't speak.
I had spent years sacrificing for him, believing that one day he would understand what it meant to struggle for someone you love.
Now I was facing a question I had never considered.
Was I hurt because my son had lied to me?
Or was I hurt because, for the first time, I realized he didn't trust me enough to tell me the truth?
I left his apartment that evening without taking a single dollar.
But the next morning, he sent me a message.
"Dad, I've decided to do something with the money.
I need you to hear me out before you get angry."
When I called him, he revealed his plan.
And suddenly, I understood why he had kept the lottery win a secret for so long.
My husband came home late one night and still expected me to be in the mood for sex.
I had already eaten, washed the plates, and was exhausted.
When he touched my waist, I gently moved his hand away.
"I'm not in the mood tonight," I told him.
He looked at me and said, "You used to wait for me."
I replied, "And you used to come home early. I got tired of waiting."
He went quiet and sat in the parlour for almost an hour before going to bed.
The next evening, something unexpected happened.
He called me before leaving work.
"I'm on my way home," he said.
For once, he arrived early. I was still cooking when he came into the kitchen, hugged me from behind, and kissed my cheek.
But when he tried to initiate sex later that night, I told him I wasn't ready.
He didn't argue. He simply nodded and went to bed.
Now, it's been two days without sex, and my husband has barely complained.
I'm not punishing him. I'm simply tired of feeling like my own needs don't matter.
Marriage isn't a place where one person demands and the other person must always agree.
Even in marriage, intimacy should be something both people genuinely want.
For now, he'll have to wait until I'm ready.