Credit cards be: "You've been selected to go into debt with us easier! But only for a limited time then we'll go back to charging you hella interest again. Sign up now"

Kwan off the wall. What a catch!

Nobody gets too where they are in a vacuum. We are simply a product of personality and what was given to us.

Sitting at central park watching the runners all run left to right like they are sardine at the Monterey aquarium

My conspiracy theory is that the close door button on the elevator actually does nothing and for the vibes

Peregrine preying on the local dove population by Columbia University

Everybody's out there traveling and I'm here sweating over how much tickets back home for the holidays are

They aren't just coming for your jobs but also your pets. Hide them kids and hide them pets 🫡

How to keep the GF happy: "Do you want ice cream after?"

People like Sean Grayson should have never been able to hold a gun.

Loper Bright, trump v USA, project 2025, but people can't stop talking about Biden's speech impediment. So much more scarier things happening

The average net worth being 14x larger than the median net worth for people in their twenties is crazy.

Shoutout Sriracha bike-man you made my day – at Central Park, Manhattan

Planes missing pieces, ships hitting bridges, trains derailing, people getting punched on the subway. Was transportation always this dangerous?

Some people are too terrified by the idea that they aren't astronomical better than someone working in the service industry

If you don't understand what recursion is read this sentence