@itz_df

Doctor/Poet/rapper/writer/voice over artist, and whatever else you think I am, long as it's true...oh and I hate eggplants

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audiomack.com/itzdf/album/emancipation-1?share-user-id=18830401
Joined August 2020
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Only posting this here on twitter😂 – at Malawi
R E F I L W E ♠️@refilwepoetry939 Apr 2024
Replying to @PhyzixMw
@itz_df
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Sing'anga dF retweeted
Missphiri 🤎@MinnyPhiri17h
From student nurse to Nurse Midwife Technicians🎓🎓🩺 called to care….born to deliver🧑‍⚕️
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Mw_weed@Thursday_20118h
Replying to @Zeepregnant @macheda_jeff @Sagittarius_zee
Shouldn't it be the other way round? Like your husband should stop fucking her or else you will expose him? Since he is the one who is in a contract with you? Just thinking out loud.
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First I'll introduce myself
Ibrahim Kalange
@ibrahimkalange_Oct 22
Tell me you went to medical school without telling me you went to medical school.
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At this point I pay rent so they can keep my clothes and bed while I'm at work...
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Kevin De Bruyne Fernandinho David Silva Raheem Sterling Sergio Agüero Nicolás Otamend
PrettyGirlFromHluhluwe
@Sneh_MbuyaziiOct 21
My new neighbour is so kind. I forgot my charger at work, and he just gave me his power bank wathi I can keep it for good. 🥹🥹
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Cook them🤣
Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 22
THE ANSWER EVERYONE WAS LOOKING FOR ❗ Is the BOAT the new Super Ballon d'Or? 🤔 And when will we know who the winner is? Discover the OFFICIAL answer here ➡️ lequipe.non.li/pE #ballondor #boat
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 22
THE ANSWER EVERYONE WAS LOOKING FOR ❗ Is the BOAT the new Super Ballon d'Or? 🤔 And when will we know who the winner is? Discover the OFFICIAL answer here ➡️ lequipe.non.li/pE #ballondor #boat
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I saw a prado car seller who started his video as “are you a corrupt government official who doesn’t know where to invest his money? I got you. This is Landcruiser….”
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Next Week: Angry Barca vs Innocent Madrid
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Zotsala izi guys Kumwamba kulibe UCL
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Baxxy Mw@HappyBakoloOct 20
Ndatayilira eeeh😭 Please stream my debut album “SOME THINGS TAKE TIME” ⏳ open.spotify.com/album/1mFCF… music.apple.com/mw/album/som… youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… audiomack.com/baxxymw/album/…
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WTF 😂😂😂😂
Sing'anga dF@itz_dfOct 20
I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
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streetwise-vendor@PYonamuOct 20
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Sing'anga dF@itz_dfOct 20
I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
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Baxxy Mw@HappyBakoloOct 20
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Sing'anga dF@itz_dfOct 20
I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
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Sing'anga dF@itz_dfOct 20
I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
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Sing'anga dF@itz_dfOct 20
I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
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I don't think the first part is necessary, we can just drill the lake. There's absolutely no reason for us to sodomise fish
Momwemo Basi💀@kaymartin_ivOct 19
Fuck the fish, drill that lake and look for oil.
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Sir if I may speak... I once also had a similar problem
Viktor;@vickrayzOct 18
Koma akalulu anga ndikuwetera mphaka wa neba. ndipange za chitseko china koma.
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Aaah yes memories😂😂😂
Lilongwe Water Board@llwaterboard10 Dec 2023
Replying to @Danstro_
Our team came to your house and found the water clean. Please confirm this. We did the tests even at your neighbors. Our technician took this video at your house
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Replying to @Danstro_
Our team came to your house and found the water clean. Please confirm this. We did the tests even at your neighbors. Our technician took this video at your house
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