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it’s such a 2017 appointment. poch was good because he brought stuff to southampton and spurs that barely any other team in the league was doing. it’s 2026, every team is fit, every team can press. he’s got nothing
why do i feel it ?
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anyone got some copium for me on 2026 pochettino, i’m on my knees
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john healey 2026
The conflict in Iran is hitting families and businesses here at home. My Budget acted to give families breathing space now. And we’re making the big changes to get costs down for good and protect Britain from future global shocks.
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got someone at work to invest in the s&paedo yesterday and now it’s down 5% in 24 hours
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been watching wasim akram tape wow wow wow. in awe
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actually too funny how american politicians have to compete to show who loves israel more
THROWBACK: Zohran Mamdani says he'll "stay in New York City" rather than go on a first foreign trip, while others say they'll go to Israel. Mamdani also promised to "meet Jewish New Yorkers at their synagogues, temples, or at their subway stations."
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bilkul
Riz Ahmed says French cuisine is overhyped because cooking a steak doesn't compare to the complexity of South Asian food “I do feel that French cuisine is, I guess, a little bit overhyped” “It's relatively simpler things that are done executing very well and with care” “Coming from a background where it's about curries slow cooked, intense layering of a dish like nihari, the amount of spices and things going into it, it's just incredible. The flavor profile and the range of things, the time it takes...” “Whereas, not being funny, but a steak, it's a steak” “Like you get the thing, you put it on and the trick is like, oh, 28 seconds or 33, and it's like boom”
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😭😭😭😭
regardless it sets a racial precedent that disproportionately affects those immigrating from the global south creating an asymmetrical barrier to that of those immigrating from english speaking countries
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cunha has won me over with that celebration, i don’t care what he does on the pitch any more
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beard bros how the hell do you shape up your corners without making a mess
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Nyoni gonna be on a podcast in 5 years talking about how good the players were in this game “yeah bro the game was so quick I couldn’t keep up man I couldn’t keep up”
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what the hell did bobby baccala do to warrant a 123m fee ffs
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he’s literally 23/24 garnacho. quick, bit of a menace but also a bit mid at the same
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if i ever become head of fifa my first move would be instant red card + disembowelment for any footballer who holds their face if they go down. especially if they’re spanish
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macallister legit does this 5 times a season, most embarrassing footballer of all time
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bradley barcola vs arsenal (h)
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alternative explanation: shaw phones it in when things are looking sticky because he’s a soft cunt
"He's the main man! Last six seasons every time he's played a lot, we've finished in the top three!" 🔥 You'll never guess who Ricky says we're missing the most... 👀
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Waaaait I just now got this. It’s been over a decade 🤦🏻‍♀️
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about to lock myself in my bedroom for 3 hours. either i come out of this having mastered consolidated financial statements or i kill myself
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we tried to sell maguire to west ham and 3 years later he’s starting every game, and on merit at that 💀
We went into a 60 game season with Harry Maguire first choice CB 😂 after he was 3rd or 4th choice for 3 years
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