caw @realDonaldTrump

Friends that know how to cook

I love breakfast

János Sugár

When the lecturer decides to read the slides...word for word.

Mashed potatoes seriously cure headaches

A sad day for freedom of speech. RIP Daphne.

When are we going for tea? @rihanna

Oh @Adele, I really missed you

Let us all take a moment to thank St. Robert C. Baker

Some African tea, a doobie and disco disco disco

It's a good kind of complicated

I think I need another holiday

Still can't get over my yellow fish's horrible death - it was good whilst it lasted Gonzales

This is a hotdog. Also a life saver.

Tequila tastes like premeditated bad decisions and horrible hangovers

Just keep swimmin, just keep swimmin 🐟

Meet Pedro

Thanks for signing my popcorn @JamesBayMusic