It’s Either You’re On The Table Or On The Menu

Vanderbijlpark, South Africa
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🚨 Luis Enrique when asked how to defend against Lamine Yamal: “You must have the ball”. “If we have the ball, Lamine doesn’t have the ball!”. 😁
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"Why can't you sleep?" Me, every night:
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the goal: 🥰💍
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Mara we live in a fucked up society maan.
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