@itsmarcusryan

UNESCO Dual pilgrim. Comedian. Adventurer. Storyteller. Performed in 6 continents. 60+ countries. Subscribe to my mailing list for tour dates. Or don't.

 Melbourne
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Joined May 2010
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Only if you promise you stay there.
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 8
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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Call me crazy but isn't the @sebastiancomedy saga pretty much a repeat of what happened with @howiemandel @JFL_TORONTO & @siriusxmcanada back in 2019? 🤨 I think @SIRIUSXM might be the underlying problem here. 🤷‍♂️
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A 2 part story. From Seoul to Moorabbin! Come catch the show Friday night with @dave_thorno Loev, Moorabbin. 🤩
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Ryan Rozbiani
@RyanRozbianiOct 6
Iran’s SNN made a parody movie of the FlyDubai Flight Oh boy…
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Kinda funny and fitting to see that @SebastianComedy 2025 tour was called 'It Ain't Right.' Hopefully the next tour is called, 'Oopsy! Sorry, I made it right again'.
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It's a meta statement from @McDonalds on how nutrition has disappeared from their food ingredients and thus anyone who eats the food are slowly losing colour and dying inside. Brilliant self reflection. 👏🤡
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@NexiraluvOct 3
I want someone to explain to me why the colors disappeared
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Oh good news, Don is leaving the White House?
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 3
The days of fraudsters stealing from the American people are over.
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Posted from Twitter.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 4
No more AI SI It’s better
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Really? A plumber?! 🙄 This flydubai hijacking incident is a load of propellerganda! The story takes a bigger nosedive than the plane did. 💩🚽🪠 #flydubai #plumbers #israel #netanyahu #plumberlife #fakenews #FREEPALESTİNE 🍉
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Apart from other obvious holes in the story, the Flydubai hijacking was clearly fake. Here's why: You mean to say we're meant to believe that a plumber saved the day?! 🙄 We all know he would have stood around with a cup of tea, scratching his chin, ajust his pants and say; 1/2
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"oh gee, big job, short notice call out, at altitude, without my tools, yep, double time, pretty messy, gonna cost triple what I quoted - unless of course... you're paying cash... and anyway, got a fair bit on, I won't be able to land the plane til maybe next Tuesday..." 😂 2/2
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Some are saying the Flydubai plane incident is just a bunch of propellerganda! 😬 #flydubai
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I just have one thing to say to anyone who says the FlyDubai incident was fake... you can't spell Israel without IS REAL! 🙃 🙄 #flydubai #freepalestine
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Most TV is just this now.
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Freo gave 'em the old Heave No. #AFL
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Someone accidentally pressed the Wharfie TimeOUT button by mistake. ⚓️ 😣 #AFL #AFLFreoLions #AFLGF
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Marcus Ryan retweeted
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryanSep 26
AFL Grand Final Day hack. If it works for Lachie Neale we'll all be fine! 😬🤷🤣 #aflgf #AFL #lachieneale
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AFL Grand Final Day hack. If it works for Lachie Neale we'll all be fine! 😬🤷🤣 #aflgf #AFL #lachieneale
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Sorry if this lost anyone their house. Gamble responsibly. 😅
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryanSep 21
I may get in trouble for sharing this AFL scoop. But if you're a gambler, there's been big late money put on Max King to win the Brownlow medal tonight. Safe as houses. Can't go wrong. 😬😉That's the late mail. 🔴⚪️⚫️ #AFL #BrownlowMedal
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After banning the free press (in the land of the free?) the orange Prezident and keep Murica White House has launched its state owned media channel 'Drumpf (sic) TV' on YouTube. Hmmm... where have we seen this before? 🙄 PS. 🍉 #TrumpTV #WhiteHouse
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