live action muppet. 🤷🏼‍♀️ actor/writer/improviser in LA

Tongva/Chumash/Kizh land
Joined May 2009
My mom is in LA visiting. To get her ready for @captainmarvel, I’m helping her learn the Marvel universe. Started watching Avengers- she sees Black Widow’s first scene and from the other room I hear her say “Wow- she is a Bad Ass!” 👏🏼🙏🏼😎 Can’t wait for her to see @brielarson.
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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Lisa Linke (she/her) retweeted
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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To whom it may concern, this is how you take a mugshot at Fulton County.
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Lisa Linke (she/her) retweeted
Photographer entering room to take photo #TrumpMugShot #TrumpArrest #TrumpMugShotDay
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You just *know* the editor wanted to cut back to TC but couldn’t because his face was in perpetual 😳😳😳
We lost 35,000 people to the mosquito
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Thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Ain’t no hurricane like an earthquake hurricane cause an earthquake hurricane don’t stop #earthquake
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I immediately came to twitter and got exactly what I wanted. Thank you @ashleyn1cole @akilahgreen
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Hello to everyone except russia. #SupportOurTroops 🇺🇲🤍🇺🇦 #bentleh
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We must protect LIZZO at all costs
We must protect the children at all costs 💖
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I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.
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Just donated $ to get fans to our older neighbors (and their pets) who don't have or can't afford AC. Join me? summerfandrive.org/need-heat…
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Hollywood execs picking a fight with the most recognizable people on earth paid for their communications skills is an interesting choice
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EXACTLY EXIT STAGE LEFT!!
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📕In 1995, American astronomer Carl Sagan predicted what a future American society could look like. His forecast has proven prescient. Read below.
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This is insane. Maybe insurance companies will be the ones to push climate-friendly legislation through congress.
⛈️🌬️ The intense, long-lived mesoscale convective system which lasted more than 24 hours, originated with a tornado-producing supercell and evolved into a broad bow, and appears to have met the new, more stringent criteria to be a #derecho
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Lisa Linke (she/her) retweeted
Tamara broke her own world record. I'm not seeing enough about this. Over 650lbs. Definitely queen shit. 🔥
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I’m sorry why can’t you pay writers more?
Catch your favorite stars and exclusive reveals at Tudum: A Netflix Global Fan Event live from Brazil xitter.cf/i/events/1666924580533…
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Dear Los Angeles: Small question for clarification: Why are we setting off fireworks?
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