
i work at @linustech, and i cry at home. snorlax owner and professional 0-2er
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined April 2018
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i am buying cineplex. my first order of business is to place snipers in every auditorium and if you are caught using a cellphone during the movie you will be shot like a dog
Cineplex Puts Up "For Sale" Sign as It Names New CEO hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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Hey man, I’m really sorry for inexplicably punching you in the face. I just wanted to preempt the future possibility of you punching me first. If you think about it you’re actually the violent one here.
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If I had a nickel for every time team Canada lost in OT to the USA at this Olympics after their captain suffered a lower body injury in a game against Czechia I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it happened twice.
this stings more than just a game. losing like this after our country has faced threats of annexation and disrespect from the present us administration, then seeing the us men's hockey team celebrating in the locker room with a member of said regime is a slap in the face.
jonzi 🇨🇦 retweeted
Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.
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Im okay with waiting 6+ years for a game if it means humans were the ones to make it
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it is genuinely hilarious having 100000000 tweets like “gun violence is a fact of life, lib” and then get shot. sorry you have to admit that it’s funny even if you’re right wing
jonzi 🇨🇦 retweeted
If you switch from spotify to Apple Music you will be stunned by how much your music no longer sounds like it comes from the bottom of an aluminum can
As more artists pull their music from Spotify, Apple Music has launched a new feature that allows listeners to import their playlists over → cons.lv/8ps1dp
jonzi 🇨🇦 retweeted
I hate that I cant tell the difference between Rage Bait and the American Education system any more online and it hurts my head...
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AOTP Superion looks so good when you ain’t got a little bitch in your ear saying combiner wars is better
jonzi 🇨🇦 retweeted
I mean there's something kind of darkly comedic in the idea that Google paid a bunch of people an ungodly amount of money to be on a team working out the ethics of Facebook posts about misinformation only to have a separate team building the Objective Reality Destroyer 9000


























