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Los Angeles
Joined July 2009
Hey this is a gross tweet—but I’m really good at my job and if any reps out there are looking to take on a client who is a really good writer/director/improviser/actor/sweetie-pie who people really like working with— hi. I’m Jon. Come on in. (This tweet will get ten likes)
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You can’t do this to me.
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Look man, me and Jeff have been talking. And based on some stuff we’ve seen you do and heard you say and know you believe, we both think, and man this sucks to have to tell you, but… you might be a redneck.
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I’ve decided to vote this year.
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A truly wild interview with Tuck Everblahsting (@mattmazany) this week. Tuck is a rancher who got in trouble for cloning sheep for sport hunting and BOOOY is there more to his story!! #ranch #sheep #farm #cloning #science #hunting #brettdemott #brettdemottshow
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Buddy excitedly dropped 10m into Tesla stock because Elon made a new one of these.
Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock
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After being back on twitter for a few days I’ve turned back to religion and am praying to G for a big sinkhole under the data center wherever this website’s data is stored.
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Gonna stream Magic the Frickin’ Gathering Arena on Twitch at 2p if you’re feelin’ freaky— twitch.tv/itsjonmackey
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First tweet in months. Twitter do your thing!
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Just heard an ad on a podcast saying sandwiches is going extinct. What the fuck are we even talking about?
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accidentally held a door open for a cop
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You could just do a compilation of Jesse Plemons’ scenes from all his movies and I’d pay an imax ticket price to go watch it.
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Sometimes you look in the mirror and think, ok not bad! But other times you look in the mirror and think, damn, this is not good, I look exactly like Gru from Despicable Me.
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Im teaching two online video workshops coming up in a few weeks! This one is for absolute beginners, no video experience required, and you’ll leave class having shot and edited something all by yourself!! Get into it! Jonmackeyvideofactory.com
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Hey twitter world! I’m teaching two filmmaking classes starting on a couple weeks— one for beginners and one for folks looking to produce their own stuff! Give the website a look and sign up! It’ll be rad! jonmackeyvideofactory.com
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Typical safe interpretation based on reading the actual comics instead of listening to your gut. Beta behavior.
Replying to @itsjonmackey
No idea who you are or why you're always on my timeline but no, this is just fucking wrong. Its not a hot take, its just wrong. If you know anything about the lore, Bruce Wayne is shown to be Batman in Detective Comics #27. Superman is from a different galaxy, beleive it or not.
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jon mackey retweeted
Replying to @itsjonmackey
No idea who you are or why you're always on my timeline but no, this is just fucking wrong. Its not a hot take, its just wrong. If you know anything about the lore, Bruce Wayne is shown to be Batman in Detective Comics #27. Superman is from a different galaxy, beleive it or not.
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Since twitter is where we do rage-bate exclusively I figure I’ll post my most controversial take and see if it hits— Bruce Wayne is Superman.
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