🇰🇪 Fullstack Engineer. I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in big trouble.

Kenya
Joined October 2011
Stanchart hawajatuma text leo.
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On the gram could mean drugs, or on Instagram at the same time
Replying to @thejayzsource
can someone explainnn
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Safaricom just needs to standardize where their guys put Till Numbers. Tunateseka!!!
Safaricom and Pesapal have partnered to roll out new M-PESA payment options in Kenya: — Dynamic Scan-to-Pay: Customers scan a QR code on a Pesapal POS, with merchant details and the payment amount automatically populated. — Tap-to-Pay: Customers with NFC-enabled smartphones can tap their phone on a Pesapal POS, verify the transaction and pay. — AI Pay: Customers scan a printed or handwritten receipt on My OneApp, which automatically identifies and fills in Till/PayBill details and the payment amount. Scan-to-Pay is already available at more than 60,000 merchant outlets, with Safaricom targeting 500,000 within the next year.
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What??😂😂
Overly suspicious if the price of beef falls over the next few days, they still haven’t found all of the nigga
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2 Chainz shows off his 1 billion stream plaque from Spotify for "F**kin' Problems" and says that a song like this would be almost impossible to make again 👀 "You can't even pay a billion dollars for none of these people to be on the same record again..."
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Hello @RailaOdinga usiwahi tuongelesha kudaadeki ,mjusi kafiri
Baba @Railaodinga tuongeleshe ama nikule sofaset
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I am Lyra Aoko... 34 year old photographer from Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 RT to help share my work with the world.
I am Lyra Aoko... 25 year old photographer from Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 RT to help share my work with the world.
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The real luxury in adult life is to work from home forever.
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payday is such a beautiful 20 minutes.
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This has got to be a joke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #vawulence #batman
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You people have to stop lying to foreigners that ugali tastes good. Its a base for a tasty sauce.
254 to the world 🇰🇪 🙌🏽
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Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?
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Praying for an incident where it redistributes wealth to the working class from all the thieves
Kenya has signed a deal with US AI company Anthropic to expand cooperation on artificial intelligence. The deal covers AI skills, research, safety, education and health.
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there's no part of a woman's body I'm not attracted to
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That ceased to be a Stanley and is now a Stano.
Kushiba kama Python after leg day.. Sina nguvu wala uwezo.. Stairs sijui sasa
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As a man,
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“Ni hayo machache kutoka sponyo…” Former President Uhuru Kenyatta embraces President Ruto’s new nickname for him
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Everyone who was too broke to afford wolverine
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so much is happening in AI rn you basically have to be unemployed to keep up
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Man moves to court seeking orders to compel Senator Edwin Sifuna to vie for presidency, argues he cannot cede to a lower post or deputise Kalonzo Musyoka in 2027, as he bears Kenyans’ dreams.
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