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I don't want to stay at your party
I don't want to talk with your friends
I don't want to vote for your Mayor
I just want to be your Paul Meridian
Sometimes you’re in Ridgewood and you see a girl and it’s like. Oh she’s been here a couple years. Not necessarily a good thing btw
You can really follow back a girl in the most innocuous way possible and here she comes posting strip pole videos
If I start squinting around you just ignore
I just learned today that they gotta jerk off down syndrome people at least once a week cuz they get aggressive otherwise usually it's a nurse but they have specialized tools for them to use
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No standard medical practice requires nurses to masturbate people with Down syndrome weekly to prevent aggression. Care teaches privacy and independent self-management. Adaptive tools mainly help physical disabilities.
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Yall ladies need to hold a summit or something and decide whether or not I’m allowed to cum when we dry hump. I get the name implied no but at some point it gets a bit counterintuitive
Brie is like the third girl you fuck after moving to New York. She’s great, she’ll be a part of your story for a while, and she’s always reliable. But you just know in the back of your head you’ll never love each other.
I remember when I was 22 and a 30 year old liked me on hinge I’d get so excited, now I’m just like yeah that’s me in like six months
I wonder what threshold does after playing the piano. Probably has romantic sex with a beautiful girl who has bangs and two tasteful tattoos. Goes to the bar with his friends and has four-to-five cheap domestic beers. God he’s so tough
I have a pair of pants I let every girl I sleep with borrow but when I saw them on Her it was like when Arthur first pulled the sword out of the stone
When girls have pink or green hair it’s like, it’s fine, I’ll still make you cum. Although it would really just be easier if you were brunette
Liberal arts school art hoes really my bread and butter unfortunately for them I really like tatted girls actively ruining their lives now