@itsemsb

@barnsleyfc ❤️

 London, England
Joined January 2012
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u could be having the worst day of ur life and ur period tracking app will send you a noti like “touch yourself today!” or “your nipples might be extra sensitive - yes really!”
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top 5 female experiences: - realizing ur kinda chopped - getting called fat for the first time - realizing it was SA - developing an ED - crashing out over a guy you never even dated
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Bütün gün güçlü bağımsız bir kız olduktan sonra adamımla ben
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dan@DanAV___Aug 16
this and an 8pm kickoff in the champions league >>
#KillJacobyBrissett | Danz📌@zinownhAug 14
life in 3 months time wow
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soup🕷️@thrluvJul 20
turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser
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🇪🇸💅😘
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O Neymar fazer esse gol e sair provocando o goleiro da Noruega dizendo “comigo não” perdendo tempo enquanto a seleção é eliminada foi uma das coisas mais constrangedoras que eu já assisti nesse esporte. E isso define o que o Neymar é e sempre foi: um autocentrado.
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I can’t do this again😮‍💨 I’m too fat
Oldham Weather
@ChadWeatherJun 27
Far out I know, but I'm just posting to show what crazy charts are coming out for the second week in July; could you imagine! 🔥🥵☠️ #heatwave
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thomas@thomasutrIJun 23
Fat virgin telling you if you can have an abortion 🤣
Young Bob
@YoungBobRBJun 23
Coming soon, my first ever structured debate on abortion. Young Bob vs Cambridge Union student. I think I've fared pretty well.
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Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers
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JUST IN: IRAN’S WORLD CUP TEAM ARRIVED IN MEXICO WEARING PINS WITH THE NUMBER 168 REMEMBERING THE 168 SCHOOL CHILDREN KlLLED BY US STRIKE
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Gaz@Gaz3puttMay 21
Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.
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you’ll be at your lowest and then nationwide will shine down on you and give you £100 for no reason and suddenly there’s a reason to live
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I predict: Birmingham - loss Portsmouth - loss Blackburn - loss Lincoln - loss Burnley - win Watford - loss Norwich - loss That's not Labour tonight. It's Tottenham next season.
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natilla@rmacfsMay 6
scenes when a fight breaks out during the clasico but it’s just real madrid players vs real madrid players
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@SxrgioSZNMar 22
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Not now, strange radio signals emerging from the Antarctic ice.
All day Astronomy
@forallcuriousFeb 28
🚨: Scientists detect strange radio signals emerging from beneath the Antarctic ice.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is old news from 2016. The most recent investigations have not found any new information, according to specialized media reports published in 2025. ground.news/article/strang…
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PUNS
@ThePunnyWorldFeb 28
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario
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luke@lukewbmFeb 19
Half the people that voted to leave the eu are dead now anyways there’s really no reason for us not to have a second referendum
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKFeb 19
🚨 NEW: A poll has found that 83% of 16 to 24-year-olds would vote to rejoin the EU [@ITV / @Savanta_UK]
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