Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ (@itsdaisywebb) profile picture

Stand-up comic, actor, and nice friend. Co-host of The Daisy Diaries podcast. She/her

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2015
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The trans agenda is just what they call me in Italy
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Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
.@itsdaisywebb - Joy Another debut! Daisy’s stand-up is so silly and witty and her personality shines through from the jump. She feels like a mate when you see her do five minutes - an hour is gonna rule. #micf comedyfestival.com.au/2023/s…
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Today the biscuit selection was Daisy Kisses and Ginger Nuts, which just sounds like a great schedule for me.
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Ooh wow, I'm in some really good company here! So keen to see all of these shows at MICF 💛💛💛
The 2023 Stand Up! Grants have been awarded to six recipients: @itsdaisywebb , @gracejarvisohno, Hannah Camilleri, @roseybish, Sashi Perera and @scoutboxall. 🙌 We can't wait to see their performances. Read more: comedyfestival.com.au/2023/n… #MICF @Creative_Vic
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You can book tix for my show here: comedyfestival.com.au/2023/s… It's got all my best jokes about how weird and funny and AMAZING it is to be trans 💛💛💛
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When I worked in customer support I was encouraged to use way more enthusiastic exclamation points in my writing, which I think was actually really gender affirming!!
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Anyone have any really specific mnemonics? There's a word I forget really often but then think "what's the band that did that boring Kate Bush cover?" Oh, placebo.
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One time a visiting comedian asked me if I still have a dick, and then I said that's a rude question, and she said "oh sorry dyou wanna do a split show at Sydney fringe?" It was like she somehow accidentally mixed up those questions in her head, like ???
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Be an early bird and grab tix to my MICF show "Joy" at the Butterfly Club!
Instead of hiding Early Bird prices for #MICF after Jan 31, toying with the idea of relabelling to Regular Bird and making them exactly as much as full price. Much to think about. #innovation #disruption #marketing #courage thebutterflyclub.com/shows/m…
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And finally, tickets are now on sale for @itsdaisywebb, @Mrdavidquirk, @natswhatireckon and @ReubenKaye at micf23.au/2023 The countdown to the Festival is on! #MICF
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Replying to @StopTweetingMia
LMAO DO ALL TRANS GIRLS HAVE THIS MUGSHOT ASS PHOTO THEY TAKE B4 THEY START HRT
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"Wahhh I want to play my wizard game without the transes making me feel guilty about it. Being an ally is so hard when I have to miss out on stufffff."
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If he was an Australian detective he'd be called Bendigo Bank and I think he'd sound a little something like this...
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One of my relatives saw me eating choc mousse and said "that'll go straight to your hips" Me: GOOD
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My phone auto correcting an email from dear Brendan to "Dead Brendan". Maybe a subtle threat is how you get things done though?
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Ok, I added the extra Tang and now it's gone a weird colour. Help?
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The other guy in this uber pool seems really unhappy that anyone else is here in the uber pool
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High school students crying about their bad final scores - call that "have ATAR, the way of water." Send tweet.
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Walking around a construction site looking at piles of sawdust like "I bet a kid threw up there"
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Me, after fishing a bag of psychedelics out of a bin on Sesame Street: I owe Oscar.
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Being always online has changed my brain. I watched Guardians of the Galaxy Xmas Special and was like "they visit a gay bar but then don't dance in any gay pairings, and it also opens and closes with that Xmas song with the F slur, wonder if there's any discourse about this??"
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