
LPer OG @thegoosedao @met_lparmy
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🧵 Diving deep into the “Heart Attack” DLMM Strategy: Extracting Max Fees on @MeteoraAG DLMM
I used it a lot this month to earn 372.2% more than my avg!
Here’s how it works, why it works, and exactly when to use it. (+ what the Metis Router is really doing behind the scenes)
A few years back when @MeteoraAG were fielding ideas for the MET airdrop I suggested this fun idea I had but I think it was too early. Today, i think this might have legs?
A pfp project for the @met_lparmy where traits were unlocked via specific on-chain achievements that any of your linked wallets hit:
- 100% PNL on a single LP position = crown
- 25% pnl on 2 bin position = degen glasses
- completed bootcamp - you get a rank indicator on your shirt etc.
- staked X amount of MET = met boy trait
- consecutive winning months = sol sun background
etc
The NFT would be soulbound and not really for flipping but more as verifiable proof of LP GOAT-ed-ness. Your wallet would have to be obfuscated from the public too.
LPArmy is so massive now that it has split into different regional language discords but while this is good for learning and on-boarding, I worry the community grows more fragmented and it shouldn't be the case that two people who log on daily to LP on the same tokens and platform should feel like strangers to each other. Perhaps a unified crypto-native identity could help this.
Plus there is no single clear identifier showing how broad/strong the LPArmy when you browse X - perhaps only the mighty @AlekssRG PNL cards are the closest thing right now.
At @Meteora_PH , 50-100% are very common PnL.
We also set up a achievement channel to automatically assign a role (like for example 100% PnL Achiever) for bragging rights. hahaha
We will be adding more achievements.
Repeat after me:
When my LPs are bad its not my fault. The market is bad.
When my LPs are good, its because i'm goated and it has nothing to do with the market.
Finally, we are starting to see more intellectual individuals launching memecoins.
🪰
For the first time ever, a fruit fly brain has been trained to launch a memecoin.
Not "AI inspired by a brain" — the real connectome. 165,122 neurons, 10,228,000 synaptic connections, every one traced from an actual male Drosophila by electron microscopy. Janelia FlyEM + Google Research, released CC-BY.
How it works:
Screenshots of the live launchpad go in through 892 retinotopic hex columns into L1 and L2 — the neurons sitting directly behind a fly's photoreceptors. All 165,122 integrate. The cursor comes back out of the descending neurons a fly actually walks with: DNa02's left-right asymmetry steers, DNa01 drives forward, DNp09 clicks.
The wiring is never trained. Only synaptic gains — you don't get to invent connections the fly doesn't have.
Proof its eye is doing real work: in light mode it filled 0 of 3 form fields. In dark mode, 2 of 3. Its retina is a luminance map, so invert the contrast and it goes blind.
And the honest split: the fly types the description and the ticker. The rig does the name, the pair and the tax.
CA: 0x4eb990547bce4a982432ca88cf5fae7eed1a2d35
RHC's @deltaliquidity announces buy-back & burn with the now 7.5% cut on your fees earned, tying protocol activity to its token.
Glad I am 1 of the LPs who got to take a (small) portion of the 1st $1m in fees generated on this protocol.
Yes it's a layer on top of uniswap, but it works. +70% ROI on my 1st week using it.
Not saying buy it - just commenting & sharing. Used it, it works, it's profitable but early still too.
Prob miss-understood in the last run up (it's not yet a parallel to Meteora - they don't have their own pools yet).
But with current AI models, who knows how much and how quickly a small team like this can build complicated LP products that just a few months ago seemed impossible for anyone to do with 2-3 people.
Wow. This was a wild ride and it was sketchy af!
RH is quite fun...
正常情况下, 所谓的链上币股轧空,逻辑大概是(不讨论实际可行性):
1、Robinhood或其他合规发行方在链上发行代币化股票,价格与真实股票锚定;
2、某个Meme币与该代币化股票配对;
3、本来不持有该代币化股票的散户购买Meme币,带动作为底池的代币化股票价格上涨;
4、因为存在套利空间,做市商购买正股,并将正股转换,铸造出链上的代币化股票,使价格回锚;
5、在这个过程中,由于做市商购买正股的行为,可能带动正股价格上涨,从而产生轧空的可能性。
而今晚JINQIAN/FAMI的情况是:
1、不知名项目方在链上发行了FAMI代币,存在铸造权限,但完全无法确定是否合规,甚至池子都没锁。如果不是合规的RWA发行方,本质上只是一个同名的三无链上代币。
2、发行JINQIAN这个Meme币,与FAMI配对,池子较大。
3、由于FAMI公司本身市值极低,引发了链上的情绪,散户疯狂买入JINQIAN,带动作为底池的FAMI上涨。
4、部分散户思维更进一步,直接去买入FAMI正股,导致股价上涨。
典型的过程全错,结果全对。
有些类似的是当时Base早期的Meme币Bald,同样是没有锁池子,但是疯狂拉盘,最后撤池子收场,其实全程不存在什么确定性逻辑。
对于这种情况,只能自己判断是上涨空间*不作恶的概率更大,还是归零*作恶的概率更大。其实所有交易场景几乎都是这样的,只要有超额收益,就不存在百分百的确定性,这类项目对于大部分人而言就是确定性极低,但相应的也可能有几十倍的潜在收益。
Chieph retweeted
The summons went out. You saw who answered.
But that wasn’t the full roster.
This final teaser reveals some of the names we held back, plus the tools joining us for the run.
🏃 Meteora Marathon kicks off Aug 29 at 00:00 UTC.
24 hours. 24 speakers. Advanced LP strategies.
📅 Aug 29–30
🔒 LP Army Private ONLY
Register: luma.com/2ki7jxvl
No LP Army Private role yet?
Get it here: lparmy.com/academy
The Meteora Marathon 🏁
24 hours. 24 speakers. One hour each.
Advanced LP strategies + the third-party tools serious LPs should know.
Hosted by @Heavymetalcook6, @MichaelZogot and many more.
📅 Aug 29–30
🔒 LP Army Private rank ONLY
Graduate the Academy. Earn your rank. Get access.
Register 👉 luma.com/2ki7jxvl
Chieph retweeted
GMetturk $200 to $37k in 20 days
challenge continues
Over the last 20 days, the market gave us plenty of good opportunities, so I’ve been LPing pretty heavily across both DAMMv2 and DLMM on @MeteoraAG
the final numbers:
20 days
• 799 positions closed
• 60% win rate
• $71k fees farmed 💰
• $37k total PnL 📈
but there’s obviously another side to it.
taking high-risk positions also means the losses can get expensive when things go wrong. during this period, I had 3 days where I finished down more than $1k, and one of them was a $2k+ losing day.
after days like that, I think one of the most important things is not waking up and obsessing over yesterday’s loss. zoom out and look at how the whole week or even the whole month is going.
focus on the bigger picture.
another thing that helps me a lot: the LP videos I post are actually something I record primarily for myself.
after a great position or a terrible one, going back and watching it is one of the best ways to analyze what I did right and what I did wrong.
when you’re inside a position, emotions affect your decisions. once it’s closed, you can look at the exact same situation much more rationally.
that’s why I keep reviewing recordings of my own positions and trying to reduce the mistakes I repeat.
on August 8th, at the start of this 20-day challenge, I started with the TOAD heart attack DLMM that I also shared on Twitter. 2 SOL → 36 SOL.
after that, I only kept as much SOL(20-30) in my trading wallet as I actually needed and continuously moved profits somewhere I wouldn’t touch them.
this way, even while taking high-risk positions, I knew that even if the entire trading wallet got wiped, I’d still be profitable when looking at the bigger picture.
that alone makes it much easier to take positions comfortably without feeling like every trade is putting everything at risk.
LPing is also a lot about momentum.
if I start having losing days or losing positions back to back, I reassess the market conditions. if the environment no longer feels suitable, I reduce my risk and scale the wallet back down.
but stepping back just because I had one losing day is also a mistake. if I had stopped LPing after my first $1k or $2k losing day or immediately switched back to tiny positions out of fear I wouldn’t have ended this period with anywhere near the same profit.
I usually only start seriously thinking about reducing risk if I’ve closed 3 days in a row in the red.
but when I’m on a streak of profitable days and the market keeps giving opportunities, I don’t want to step back too early either. I try to maximize that window while it lasts. 📈
losses are part of the process.
you can’t expect the upside without accepting that some days will go completely against you.
the goal isn’t to avoid every loss. it’s to make sure the wins outweigh them when you zoom out.
wishing you all profitable LPs ,thanks for reading 🫡
Honk!!!
They did me & the gooses like a Marvel post-credits scene! Lfg!
Excited to be hosting 1hr of the upcoming @met_lparmy Meteora Marathon which starts 00:00 UTC on the 29th of August.
The summons went out. Here’s who answered.
We chose the LPs who teach, not just the loudest ones.
🌍 Philippines, Indonesia, US, France, Nigeria, Spain & CIS, the LP Army is genuinely worldwide.
@Eyyyys, @sinag_crypto, @0xyunss, @in2nguyen, @VladimirKovacs, @TheSolchief, @pesaluyy, @Tikz1070, @cryptattttone
🏃 Meteora Marathon: 24 hours. 24 speakers. Advanced LP strategies.
📅 Aug 29–30 🔒 LP Army Private ONLY
Kicks off Aug 29 at 00:00 UTC.
Register: luma.com/2ki7jxvl
No "LP Army Private" role yet?
Get it here: lparmy.com/academy
Pretty damn cool!
@AlekssRG wen DLMM instant replay? 😘
I built Trickshot over the weekend, a tool that lets you rewatch your best plays.
Trenching has always felt like a game, and pnl cards are just the leaderboard at the end of the match. But it doesn’t show the drawdowns you had to hold through or the euphoric green candles you TPed on.
This is @MINHxDYNASTY's house-making trade on solana:ApZuxdpzMrbEYTGEzeY9afh5pj9d6qPRJCTgQYiipbKg
Built only with Helius.
Check out some demo tokens I’ve indexed on the site: trickshot-memes.vercel.app/
Proud of @satsmonkes taking this step! Very useful tool suite for LPs (been helping test it for a while now) - accessible by using his MET referral code.
Back pre TGE @MeteoraAG was fielding ideas for $MET use cases. I suggested utility by way of getting 3rd-party tools to charge users in $MET or at least offer discount...
Referral system I suppose is another way to do it & I wonder if it will be fruitful enough. Make a tool that helps people make more fees > get a cut of their fees. Pretty cool, but what if multiple tools do it and users want to use more than 1?
For the past 8 months i've been building lping infrastructure on top of @MeteoraAG.
Bots that watch every new DLMM pool the second it exists. A crawler that analyzed 17,000+ closed LP positions to find the wallets that actually win. Scanners, whale tracking, execution engines running 24/7 on real capital.
You've seen the results on this account for months. The PnL cards, the monthly recaps, the $ANSEM spotted at $856K. All of that comes from the same machine.
Today i'm opening the machine's output to 50 people on discord. (more spots in the future)
What you get inside : first-seen dlmm pools, live signals with every entry my bot takes, hottest pools refreshed every hour, whale-watch, and a weekly member leaderboard with real on-chain PnL.
The price : zero. You LP through my referral link, costs you nothing, changes nothing about your fees, funds the infra. That's it.
Reply "HALO" and i'll send you the invite.
gud bot tek
Chieph retweeted
Replying to @met_lparmy
LOVE IT @met_lparmy
i'm calling it "blend" here
if you can actually do the custom mixers, let users name them, re-use them, and share them, could be a cool viral loop
claude.ai/code/artifact/db50…
Chieph retweeted
The Meteora Marathon 🏁
24 hours. 24 speakers. One hour each.
Advanced LP strategies + the third-party tools serious LPs should know.
Hosted by @Heavymetalcook6, @MichaelZogot and many more.
📅 Aug 29–30
🔒 LP Army Private rank ONLY
Graduate the Academy. Earn your rank. Get access.
Register 👉 luma.com/2ki7jxvl
Chieph retweeted
Axiom just made it easier to crime in the trenches.
So I did the opposite.
I went through every aged wallet listed for sale and found 4,817 wallets.
I compiled them into free blocklists to help small, broke traders like me identify and avoid bundles.
Three .txt files are available: raw, Axiom import and terminal import formats.
github.com/solguala/crimewal…
Bookmark it. Share it. Protect the trenches.
Fantastic article that puts into words so many of my muddled opinions about the working world/economy today and added a new one to my lexicon: Yolofolio






























