@itscharebear

if you’re a prospective employer, i’m not who you think i am

Joined July 2019
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s@sfergs_21 Mar 2022
WFH has allowed people to have more of their lives back. Like, if I start at 8, I don’t need to wake up at 6am. I don’t need to worry about packing lunch because I can make something fresh everyday. At 5pm, I’m finished work with no traffic on the way home +
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flavor of love is still the funniest reality dating show in history
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Little Miss Martian@ourladyofspace12 Mar 2022
Replying to @crissles @nvckyapril
I once heard a quote “I’m in therapy to know how to deal with the people who should be in therapy” and that’s about right in my case
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the lengths y’all will go to to make excuses for white girls is truly unbelievable. cheaters don’t compete. period. take the medal & send em home just like every other (non-Russian) that got caught. #Kamila #OlympicGames
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Rollo Tomasi@DrunkUncTony3 Feb 2022
Going to make sure I don't ask for a straw at Starbucks today to help do my part 🥰🙏🏾
BNO News
@BNONews3 Feb 2022
BREAKING: Oil production ship explodes off the coast of Nigeria
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meredith 🍉@dietz_meredith2 Feb 2022
my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both
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Once again.... I am here to remind you that no amount of recycling or using metal straws or any of that green doing stuff can undo the damage big corporates do....
Greenpeace UK@GreenpeaceUK31 Jan 2022
REVEALED🚨 ‘Oil spill sprays crude into Ecuador’s Amazon rainforest’ That’s according to Indigenous activists, who shared footage of oil spraying from a ruptured pipeline.
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es·sen·tial@twinquotes_25 Jan 2022
no suicidal shit or whatever but sometimes i look at this world and just don’t feel like participating
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caitie delaney@caitiedelaney11 Jan 2022
No, I haven't gotten covid yet. What's my secret? I suck and nobody wants to hang out with me 😘😘😘
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Marisha Wallace@marishawallace12 Dec 2021
Yall celebrating the loss of theatre jobs in a pandemic is really crazy. Diana was my friend’s broadway debut after over a decade of hustling in NYC. Please be mindful. – at Queens, NY
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Dewayne Perkins@DewaynePerkins4 Dec 2021
I miss when weekends were actual weekends and not “days to finish all the work you couldn’t do during the week due to working all the time.” It’s giving “hell on earth”
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mimi smartypants@mimismartypants20 Nov 2021
Is there anything funnier than when a cozy cat or dog suddenly heaves a big SIGH like dude what could possibly be the matter
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Matthew A. Cherry
@MatthewACherry19 Nov 2021
This video is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂
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Uncouth Rat
@solodeauxleaux27 Oct 2021
You go to Trader Joe’s and buy hella shit only for you to get home and realize you just bought a bunch of appetizers to make for dinner lmao
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Maya Angelique👑@moneyymaya14 Oct 2021
Sunday night at around 11:30PM I checked into the Cambria Hotel on Q Street in dc. I was in the shower at around 1:00 A.M. when a man with dreads wearing a blue shirt, jeans and a mask tried to violently break into my room. He somehow had a KEY to open my room door.
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dear white ppl: we hate slave play. you can stop acting offended for us. #TonyAwards
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