just memes and stuff

Joined September 2025
Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
So before being dumped for cheating there is no more crying 😂, it's a beating 😂
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Having a high sex drive is one thing. Having zero self control is another.
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
Blessed are those dat date online and neva meet
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Tall men should be given government allowances 😂😂
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I was soooooo ready for monday but what it is doing to me🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️nkoko baana😂😂
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
Monday has refused. We go again tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🙌
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Ugandans in USA 🤝 Joining the US Army to get citizenship
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8.3 Billion people in this world and you choose my woman to be your female bestie? 😂😂😂
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Do you like it circumcised or uncircumcised?
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
Guys, be careful out there… The streets are dangerous 😭💔 Here’s a new trick being reported: A woman targets you at a bar, offers you drinks, and even pays the bill. After that, she offers to drop you at her place. Once you get to her gate, she invites you inside to at least have some water. But as soon as you enter, one or two of her friends come out of a room and lock the door behind you. The three of them then take advantage of you and rape you. Afterwards, they give you 5M for transport—as if that money could erase the trauma or restore your dignity. Please stay alert and protect yourselves, guys 🫢🫠😏
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There's a boy somewhere right now. No girlfriend, No calls, No texts, No PS5 Just by himself, pressing phone 😭💔
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
Divorce is for the rich, for the poor you will only hear that the wife ran away.😂
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
One of my students has been arrested for being creative 🤣🤣🤣🙌
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Shoot your shot bro,her defense is like that of Manchester United..
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Good morning good people Have a nice week
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
Thank you our good pastors, This is indeed a miracle 🤣🤣
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Sir_Matty😤 retweeted
Karo kasita's call recordings with fefe Busi have taught me that love kabinja kabafere😂😂💔Guy was clearly not intrested☹️Her:Nkuleke, Him:yes, Her:nzijje nebake eyo, Him:Wendi 😂😂😂😭💔love
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Gashumba had gone to witness the miracle of past Bujingo whether he can rise the dead. 😩😂😭💔
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Waliiwo abazaako Como ya Fabregas 😂😂😂
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Who lies more: people in love or people trying to get laid?
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