meet a giant fish... fuck it's brains out

i write freaky fan fiction where cartoon's fuck

I know what I want.. cause I know what I want.. now gimme those in a 11

How the fuck do blind people play piano? Shit can't be that hard

(Old Chinese dude voice) the game of chess.. is like a sword fight.. you must think first (chinese noise) before you move

It gets hotter than Arab pussy in this house yo.. shit makes me wanna hurt something innocent

@Marcuz_El_JeFe I haven't talked to him in like 3 years... so I guess thats a no

born. take shit. get out in the world. take more shit. climb a little higher. take less shit.

Its happy hour out chea

I just checked my bank account.. now I wanna cry

So fucking special

man doggy boners freak me out... those shits are gross

religion been fuckin my people way before eddie long

I'm so hungry I could cry

chased the good life my whole life long.. look back on my life and my life gone

how you gon tell me you don't love me no moooorrreeee

he is i, and i am your highness

#ssutt #ssutt #cob

i be sleepin like a muuuuhfuckadoe

damn people are stingy as hell with their wifi around here.. chivalry is dead