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Never inting for stacks again. I learned my lesson. 😭😭😭
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They sacked 5 managers in a row before winning 5 games in a row 😂😂
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They burned witches, but somehow we're still debating what to do with pedophiles
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Juventus admin COOKED that day. 😭
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Omg, not only does he hold the record for the most penalties taken, but he also holds the record for the most penalties missed in each of these four competitions too 😭
Most penalties taken in UCL history Most penalties taken in World Cup history Most penalties taken in Copa America history Most penalties taken in LALIGA history Pessi for a reason 😭
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The person wasn’t exaggerating.
Someone said Arsenal would’ve used these 4 goals to get 12 points and I felt that💔
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Fans brawl outside 49ers-Raiders game in horrific scene leaving multiple people unconscious
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Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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Nahh this is dark 😭😭😭
I just saw a video of a Manchester United fan checking his blood pressure at the stadium against Villa 😭😭
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You sold merch at his funeral
To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together. You do not have to agree with someone’s politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard. Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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Your husband mocked George Floyd’s death repeatedly. Your husband didn’t believe in empathy. He had no morals. We do not mourn him and we do not care about your grifter ass. Maybe he shouldn’t have been such a giant piece of shit. That was why he was killed. Your husband was such a terrible person that someone hated him enough to kill him. Is that not a wake up call to you? Your morals are so disgusting that millions of people hate you. You play victim when the real victims are the people your husband spent his career shaming and attacking. He is not a victim of anything other than his own hate.
To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together. You do not have to agree with someone’s politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard. Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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Another reason why men live shorter lives.
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Liam Delap with the SIUUU after scoring his 2nd goal vs Man City 😭😭🔥🔥
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Guehi and donnarumma about to unleash delap's prime
🚨❌ OFFICIAL: Nottingham Forest have yet to score a single goal at home this season! 📉
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🚨TO JEST POJEBANE (🇦🇷) Nico Paz odtworzył w meczu praktycznie 1:1 to co Zidane w 2006 roku
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Tears man, it must sting FIFA for rigging everything for Messi only for the world to choose Ronaldo.
Quand Giannis posait le « SIUUU » de Cristiano Ronaldo Via @ESPNFC
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So is Charlie Kirk lol
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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"Mi hijo está bien" Señora, su hijo está llorando en el baño del trabajo por la despedida de Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹 He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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🚨🚨 CRISTIANO RONALDO 🇵🇹 A ANNONCÉ SA RETRAITE INTERNATIONALE SANS EN PARLER À JORGE JESUS ! 😳❌ Les deux hommes ne se parlent PLUS depuis le 30 septembre. CR7 a prévenu le président de la Fédération, Pedro PROENÇA, mais PAS SON SÉLECTIONNEUR. Ronaldo ne souhaitait plus jouer sous les ordres de Jorge JESUS et a annoncé sa retraite à la veille de la liste pour éviter d’être convoqué. Le sélectionneur voulait pourtant le rappeler et a été PRIS DE COURT par cette annonce. 🗞️ @abolapt
🚨🚨🚨🚨💣 OFFICIEL !!! CRISTIANO RONALDO 🇵🇹 PREND SA RETRAITE INTERNATIONALE !!!!! 👋
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