Big Sleaz retweeted
They look just like you! Ya might as well keep em 😭😭😭😭😭 cause at this point I took all ya money, the kids ain’t even yours & you weigh about 20 pounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah nah nah @TEYANATAYLOR …answer the damn phone cuz why these not my kids??? And I didn’t know I was this skinny. Lmaoooo #theinternet #thisisAIguysIMfineSERIOUSLY but I didn’t know they weren’t my kids 😭😭😭🥺
Big Sleaz retweeted
your value isn’t determined by who ends things first or who acts like they care the least. these nonchalant Olympics have really put us through the ringer chile. everybody so focused on having the upper hand that we’ve started treating genuine feelings like a weakness. there’s nothing embarrassing about being the person who actually wanted something to work.
Big Sleaz retweeted
Something I’ve really sat a lot with this year was the realization that when someone really hurts you, they avoid you like fucking cowards lol
I’m such an Unc, my gift to myself for all my recent accomplishments is about to be a suit and some new shoes 😭
Big Sleaz retweeted
we had to sacrifice the eagles 2026 season but in exchange we got blexas, blarolinas, blohio, blansas
new apartment, brand rolling, new career opportunity… this last month has been nothing short of transformative! God really don’t play about me yahearmeeee 🥳🤲🏾🤣
I’ve never had a significant other carry it for me the way I did for them… I’m not settling on that again lol Unc is 30, reciprocity is key!
Big Sleaz retweeted
I’m not at the club, I’m not at these parties
You either gonna catch me outside eating good or in work mode
























