5-year old: I'm going to tell you a joke Dad. Why doesn't a banana eat paper?
Me: ... Because it didn't find it...appealing.
5-year old: No, because it doesn't have a mouth.
Me: 😐
5yr old: Donald Trump.
Me: Do you know who that is?
5yr old: Yeah! He's a prisoner.
Me: well...actually...
That thing when you land 30 minutes early and there's no gate so you end up at a different gate later than your original ETA
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🎃 It's a Halloween Spooktacular! Join us as I answer @itsBrianNelson's questions about webhooks. This is the canonical webhook episode. 👻 xitter.cf/5by5/status/9253481896…
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Remote can mean working late/early/opposite. @jayroh talks his remote gig and how to relax. Listen for a special GitHub Universe offer! 🎉 xitter.cf/5by5/status/9131809890…
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The last time I wrote CSS, I used GIFs to round corners. Look how far we've come! New episode of the Ruby on Rails Podcast! 🤠 xitter.cf/5by5/status/9106332294…
Thanks Officer Collins from @BismarckPolice for catching our daughter with her helmet on!
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Well, @itsBrianNelson moved away and got caught up with a bad gang of Rails developers. New episode of Ruby on Rails Podcast! xitter.cf/5by5/status/8951133474…
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Replying to @teabass
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Joined by @jayroh this week to talk @shuboxio redesign, being @ProductHunt'd, and early reports of Rail's demise or something like that. xitter.cf/5by5/status/8924653339…
Anyone else notice they played the Captain America theme during the MVP presentation to a Canadian guy in a Canadian sport? #StanleyCup
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Should mention that v2 is up and out! Give us a look and let us know if you have any questions/comments 💜 shubox.io
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I’ve invited back @jayroh for a little bit of Marathon Madness. 🏃 xitter.cf/5by5/status/8519610342…
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Octobox is now on @opencollect, if you use it and would like to help towards hosting costs, contribute here: opencollective.com/octobox
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Just posted: Ruby on Rails Podcast 226 with @kdaigle - 5by5.tv/rubyonrails/226
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This week @jayroh joins me again to talk RailsConf, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and being a Rubyist. 👾 xitter.cf/5by5/status/8399933423…











