Me, looking up and seeing a meter that says "ADHD" above me that's about 2/3s full: "What the fuck?" ADHD meter: *goes down by an increment* Me: "Wh-- is that bad? Do I want it to go up or down?" ADHD meter: *goes down by an increment* Me: "Oh god, what the fuck!"

Every time I think I understand trans people I'll see a post that just says "gender" with a picture of a wet floor sign or something and like 50 people agree with them in the comments and I just have to accept that it's more complicated than I can imagine.

Do some gay shit in the shower call it shaoi

Is there a name for the dysphoria one feels at your APAQ (assigned Pokemon at quiz) in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon?

There should be a secular Grinch that just does that shit all year round and not tied to any specific holiday. Call him The Kunt.

Another terrible aspect of you-know-who's p/residency that I don't see a lot of people talk about is how it disrupts the tradition of "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" I don't think he and Sonic would be tight like that.

To some, "I am placing blocks n shit cause I'm in fuckin Minecraft" was just a simple funny ha ha jape that they swiftly moved on from and forgot about. Others have had their lives and thought processes inexorably altered by it.

Why don't car trunks and tailgates just have handles or something obvious to open them anymore? Why do I always gotta feel around for the little secret rubber clitoris now?

Oh my god they made him a mascot platformer

Announcement that he'll be voiced by Chris Pratt to come later

When I message my friends on the West Coast

Of all the sports I would think would be super boring to watch, jetpack racing was not among them. Why does it look so weird!?

You just know they wanted to cast Chris Pratt so bad

Modern adaptations did not retain his extremely cunty posture because they're cowards

The ADHD experience